Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

My wife put her feet up on the dash. She had sandals on with these fake diamond things and scratched it all up.

 

hoes be runnin wild

 

Get in ,

OZ

 

Talk about stupid shit I don't care about. They need to sit there and look pretty.

 

I hate when they try to play with my stereo...

 

And this ^^^

OZ

 

my girl farts..instant rage..even the smallest toot and i have to grip the steering wheel as hard as i can

 

lol agreeeddddd at least roll down the window.

 

Smelly girl. I would find a new one.

 

Maybe theres a TSB for that ,

OZ

 

I hate it when I clean my truck and I find her hairs all over the passenger side. Also when she just lets the seatbelt fly back and hit the side. I always worry that one day it'll come up and smack the window.

 

My GF grooms herself whenever she's in my truck. She's constantly picking off dead ends of her hair and throwing them on my truck's floor. I swear I get better gas mileage after I vacuum out the 10 pounds of hair in my passenger side. lol
And she doesn't like to go offroading with me or let me do anything too crazy in the truck because it scares her, which is annoying because I'm trying to have fun(safely)...
And she complains about every other driver on the road and constantly talks about them. It gets really annoying after awhile.

 

I do this...... It's my truck, so I don't care. Women always have a mission and we make a bee-line for it without being delayed by fixing twisted seatbelts. Atleast, that's the story for me anyway.

This thread is hilarious.....

 

There is no WAY in hell that I let anyone smoke in my truck...I don't care if it's megan fox, I hate that smell and the way it clings to everything. It's not worth it, especially if they blow the ashes and embers back in.

People have asked me and I tell them every time to "suck it the fvck up and wait"...

 

my girl painted her toe nails in my truck when I ran into the store the other day...the smell is still there

 

Thats what the roll cage and 5 point harness' are for!

 

I hate it when they fiddle with the power windows because they think it is fun. Or when they slam the door shut when it just needs to be closed. Or when they bitch that the access cab is too small. Maybe they would be happier getting out and walking? I know a DC would solve this but I like the AC better.

Sounds like you have a fun GF.
Take it the right way -- nothing intended except that she sounds fun, a good sense of humor.

 

tasha always makes paw prints on the windows and she takes more than one hit of the doob, she sits there and champs that shit, she isnt a double dragon, shes a god damn triple or quad dragon. puff puff pass biotch!