Cant get mad, right???

Give a situation where you do something that pisses someone or something off, but it immediately overwhelms them with happyness.

Your walking past a bum standing on the sidewalk, you take something out of your pocket and whip it as hard as you can at his nuts. He goes down from the blow for a minute or two until he gets his vision back to see that what blasted him in his man junk was a roll of hundreds laying there next to him on the ground. You keep walking but look back and give him the double shooter hand jesture.
Bum cant get mad, right???

Walk up to a guys new lifted taco and just start smashing in the windows and panels, every part of the truck is smashed and destroyed, the owner comes running out to kick the shit out of you as you toss him the bat. The raging guy looks down to see the bat is signed by Babe Ruth and is worth 100k.
Cant get mad, right????

 

Finding your wife in bed with another man, then finding out he gave her aids

 

A poor kid is just walking out of the dmv after passing his drivers test is struck with the blinding realization that he has no money for a car, used or new and probably never will.
Just in the middle of his thought process a new 4x4 tacoma, fully loaded, lift, lockers, coil overs, arb bumper takes him out leaving him on the ground with a broken leg, scratches and a few bumps. the driver gets out signs over the title, crumples it up and throws it in the kids face with the keys to the truck.
Kid cant get mad, right????