Police Do Care
The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified..
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama for President in 2008 t-shirt.
He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
Almost brings a tear to my eye ..........