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Old 05-08-2010, 09:09 PM   #1
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A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.



When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer ('cuz he's a Muslim), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'


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The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink
with the same ones twice.'
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:12 PM   #2
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:13 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:18 PM   #5
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:20 PM   #6
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:25 PM   #8
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:10 PM   #12
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:14 PM   #13
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:24 PM   #14
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:25 PM   #15
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most arabs arent illegal...and if he doesnt drink why is he at the bar...and why cant the arizona girl be from cali...and why do they break the cups this is american not their countries and we dont have unlimited supply of glass. and what did the bartender say about all this...did people freak out about the gun shots...did the police come...was she arrested

just some questions to ask

funny joke tho!
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Socalblack, you should be a lawyer.
haha sometimes i feel like those little kids that just keep asking questions
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:41 PM   #19
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