The Cop and the Little girl

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, ​

when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. ​

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'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' ​

'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!' ​

The cop looked the bike over and handed
the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. ​

The cop said, 'Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put
a reflector light on the back of it!' ​

The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?' ​

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered,
'Yes, he sure did!' ​

The little girl looked up at the cop and said:
'Next year tell Santa;
The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top'!!!
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haha!

 

lmfao i just cracked the hell up at work! thats a good one!

 

Nice