So Im going down I95 Southbound and pass this huge ass 1988? model Chevy Blazer that was painted bright red and had what looked to be atleast 42's heading Northbound stuck in a traffic jam. Remember the Blazer for the end of the story.
So I pull up to Walmart to run in and get a few things and this extremely obese guy comes strolling by me in a walker out in the parking lot. I turn around to see what he was driving and he gets in this Speedway blue 2nd gen Tacoma that had little American flag magnets all up and down the side, little american flags from either side on the windows, truck nutz and a dual set of stacks that were so tall they would look funny even on a Crew cab Powerstroke. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!! I cannot believe the one time I dont bring my phone in with me I see something like that. If I see him again around town I promise I will take a picture.
Anyway, I am on my way back to my friends house going Northbound passed where all the traffic was, and that huge ass Blazer I had seen 30 mins prior was on the side of the road in flames! There was a State Trooper out there with a fire extinguisher trying to calm the flames down as they rolled out from under the hood. I couldnt believe it.
Today has been weird as hell.