Squat on pot?

When you go drop a deuce, do you sit on the toilet like a normal person or do you squat on the toilet? I, for one, squat on the toilet no matter how the toilet is designed because:
1) It opens the hole more naturally, making the fudge cakes slip out with ease
2) I dont have to get my ass dirty
3) I was born and raised in China so, for the early part of my upbringing, I had to take shits in squaty-potties:


now...I cant drop the habit!

 

Sit yo!

 

um i sit on the toilet seat and do my thing

 

I top shelf in public toilets. For those of you who dont know, its when you open the top and duece in there. And with a little lukc itl be a few minutes before the next person uses it so the duece has some time to break up in the water. THEN when they flush........poopie water comes out instead of clean water! Victory!

 

^ note to self: when I start my own restaurant, never let Dylan come in!

 

I stick my finger up there and pull it out

 

Instead hire me to visit rival restaurants

 

it has many names.... but none do its justice.

 

I have to try this sometime! jk

I sit at home and squat in public bathrooms.

 

In highschool my buddy walked around for 3 weeks with with little drink umbrellas in his pocket so when the time came, and oh yes the time did come, that he had a water breaker (poopie that comes up out of the water its so massive) he put a little umbrella on it and left it.

 

In elementary school, I walked in on some kid taking a dump in the sink. I just laughed and walked away. I will never forget that lol.

 

are you kidding me!!! i stand on the tank squat and drop a torpedo down in the water

 

HAHA that ones called an H-Bomb

 

wtf?.................what kind of school did you go to?.............

 

I know. That kid was kinda retarded though so... It was still hilarious.

 

You don't even have to flush because it shoots all the way through the pipes. I like the way you think.

 

I think I would stick to prairie dogging until I found a normal toilet before I would attempt that!

 

Yea i dont know if I have the skills to pull off a procedure like thaat

 

Yea that would be real weird ^^^