DIESEL MOD GONE WRONG

wtf....

 

Great, just the reassurance I needed. Going to buy some diesel. BRB. Or should I say RBP, cause now I can rock some of these POS.

 

Ha. This reminded me of the DeLorean I saw in Afghanistan.

 

Yeah, and 5lugger95 said that while he is building my prototype 2nd gen 4x4 LT kit he's gonna re-drill the 6 on 5.5 bolt pattern so they work with my stock stuff so I don't have to stick some tons under it. He is a genius.

 

I can give you my uncles number so he can explain everything. I personally would use these instead.

 

Sweet. PM it so everybody else doesn't catch on so quick. And I'm going to be SRW, so those won't work for me.

 

Alright, I might actually use these wheels. To counter the offset I might use spacers but I'll probably just use washers.

 

I bet it looked schweet

 

So, I started this mod today and it's not going so well. Maybe I didn't get the correct diesel/gas ratio? Help guise.

 

Yeap too much gas not enough DIESEL!

 

There is no way this is real. And if his uncle is the best mechanic in that town, then I suggest everyone MOVE. Gotta be a joke.

 

http://youtu.be/amBTr9kcJes

 

See, thats proof. All you have to do is believe, and it will expose itself to you and become real.

 

Saw that one a little while ago, thought it was a pretty dam funny commercial

 

It's got to be true, Bill. He's got 1.5 gallons (about $100 worth) of Sea Foam in there.

 

Day old hot dog water runs much better then diesel in a gas engine, and it is cheap, everyone knows this. What ever you do, do not mix in Badger sperm. It lubricates the injection pump very well, but will explode causing slime to come out of the exhaust and it is highly corrosive.

I have a 4bt and a 12 valve for sale for anyone that really wants to run diesel.
engines only. I believe the 12 valve will need to stick out of the hood by about 12" in a tacoma or 4runner to make her fit, but i am sure the OP's uncle can shoe horn it in.

CUMMINS for the win.

 

Excellent advice. I hope I can remember it.

 

You need to start with very low amounts of diesel and then when your truck starts misfiring it means you need to add more diesel. So if your problem is that it is sputtering and cutting out then you just need to add more diesel.

 

Well I ran out of diesel for a bit and put about a gallon of kerosene in the tank until I could get some more diesel. Did I screw up?

I hope not, because I can't wait to roll coal in my Taco.

 

I think I'm gonna covert mine to run on dead hookers and midgets, ya know, clean up the 'ol gene pool a bit