What has your dog destroyed?

So far mine has gotten:

A Shoe
Some Dollar Bills

 

PS2 controller
Phone book (completely shredded, funny story behind it also)
Computer charging cord
Iron cord
Several pairs of my fiance's shoes (he doesn't touch mine )
Coffee maker cord
Set of mini blinds
His old wooden crate
About 5 dog beds and any soft chew toy only lasts about an hour

 

rabbits, squirrels, cats, muskrats, possums and new born baby deer.

edit:

Daisy


Goose

 

Mr. Rottie has eaten two pair of Vans and one pair of Adidas. He only likes new shoes I've discovered, and he has the good taste not to go after Crocs. Too classy for that.

 

He did this on the 4th day we had him .. I found it outside while mowing (I thought I lost it)

 

He has taken my freedom from me, can't take long vacations without figuring out what to do with him.

Aside from that in his younger years he has destroyed the a wall in my garage (what dog eats drywall), hes knocked over and broke a few pots out back killing the plants in them, hes murdered several hoses, chewed up several sprinklers, ripped the screen door numerous times, chewed up the wheels on the trash cans, and hes chewed on the tail pipe of my truck (caught the SOB in action on my way out to get a beer)..... the list and expense of it all is endless.

Glad I didn’t give in and get rid of him though, was really close to doing it a couple times. Sure he was the biggest pain in the ass ever up until he turned about 3 – 4 years old, but now hes the best dog I’ve ever owned. Actually I think he owns me!

 

Sheets, carpet, some drywall when he had a bad dream at night, shoes, 2 beds, 4 crates.... at least he's not eating anything TOO expensive. The carpet was the worst.

 

center console in my old taco ('99), remotes, socks, dryer sheets, kleenex, boomerang, kids toys...etc.

 

A palm tree, the door to my shed, a wall in my house and my fucking brand new (at the time) couch.

Got a 2nd dog, and now they just eat each other mostly.

 

Lower half of the door completely missing.
Curtains torn from rod.
One of my racing tires shredded.
Bumper corner to the Trans Am.
Two of my young 5' trees were down to 2'.
Dug up an old tree stump.
Removed about 4 feet of fencing material.

This was when my 150 lb Rottie was a puppy. He stopped that kind of stuff after about 9 months old.

 

<------She destroyed the power cord for my laptop. Other than that, just her toys. She's good about not chewing stuff she shouldn't. Her pic is my sig.

 

epic

 

A Sofa
Matress
Many socks
Apartment Carpet( as a pup)
A few neighbors dogs.

 

i should let my co-worker type all of his stuff..

jalapeno peppers, iphones, 16oz steaks, cats, rabbits, remotes, shoes...and so much more that he complains about.

My boss's dog is eating their floor....he bit a hole in the middle of a flat floor....linoleum flooring...how do you do that????

my dogs dont really eat anything...the one eats shit..but apparently thats normal -_-

 

all the dogs ive ever had will tear up some trashbags outside when they were pups, but by about 1 year old they've all become killers. . . we have a bay view window in our kitchen that looks out to the yard at my parents home. in front of it is a small (maybe 20x15 ft) patch of grass. they like to bring their kills there for display haha.
hell, even the cat will kill moles and mice in the yard and field and drop them off at the doorstep lol.

and i'll be honest on that pic, that was the leg of a deer my brother killed last year. but one time she did kill a baby deer and drug it 400 yrds to the display area haha. that was kind of bad.

 

I forgot about the duck they mutilated

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/217280/size/big/cat/500/ppuser/50683

And the couch:

http://www.tacomaworld.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/209888/size/big/cat/500

 

damn cant wait to get my dog with all thies stories got about 4 more weeks and she gets to come home

 

Killed atleast 40 stray cats...and my neighbors feeds these bastards....