Originally Posted by jberry813
Da fuk? Really?
Hmmmm...ok, what about ankle spanker, baby-arm, beaver basher, penis sangbo nam rod, baby-maker, bell on a pole, beef whistle, boomstick, burrito, bishop, bratwurst, braciole, candle, choad, chopper, cock, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, dagger, deep-V diver, dick, dickie, ding dong mcdork, dingus, disco stick, dog head, drum stick, dong, donger, dork, dude piston, dragon, eggroll, Easy Rider, Excalibur, fang, ferret, flesh flute, flesh tower, foto, fire hose, fuck rod, fudge sickle, fun stick, groin ferret, giggle stick, hairy hotdog, heat-seeking moisture missile, helmet head, hose, hog, jackhammer, Jimmy, John, Johnson, John Thomas, joystick, kickstand, king sebastian, knob, krull the warrior king, lap rocket, leaky hose, lingam, little Bob, little Elvis, lizard, longfellow, love muscle, love rod, love stick, love whistle, luigi, manhood, man umbrella, meat popsicle, meat stick, meat sword, meat injection, member, meter long king kong dong, microphone, middle stump, mushroom head, mutton, netherrod, old boy, old fellow, old man, one-eyed anaconda, one-eyed trouser-snakd,one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder weasel, one-eyed yogurt slinger, pecker, Pedro, peepee, Percy, peter, Pied Piper, Pig skin bus, pink oboe, pink torpedo, piss weasle, piston, plug, pnor, poinswatter, porksword, prick, princess sophia, private eye, private part, purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurt flinger, quiver bone, rod, rod of pleasure, roundhead, sausage, sebastianic sword, schlong, schlong dongadoodle,schnitzel, schwanz, schwarz, sea monster, shaft, short arm, skin flute, soldier, spawn hammer, stick shift, sub, surfboard, Tallywhacker, Tan Bannana, tassle, third leg, thumper, thunderbird 3,thundersword, tinker, todger, tonk, tool, trouser snake, tubesteak, twig, twinkie, uncle dick, vein, wand, wang, wang doodle, wanger, wee wee, whoopie stick, wiener, Wiener Schnitzel, wick, willy, wing dang doodle, winkie, yingyang, or yogurt gun? Are those acceptable?