POLL: Best Burger Name - Slaters 50/50 - Grand Prize!

So last Thursday a group of us regulars met up at the OC Tacos meet at Slaters 50/50 in Lake Forest.

The idea was, the best name for a burger wins a Staun II Deflator courtesy of my work, Rebel Off Road. The poor waitress had to announce the names out loud in front of the whole restaurant!

The names are above, and though most of you wont understand how funny the names were because of the context they were used in, I figured we'd just put up a poll and see who wins. Ridiculous, off color, and probably going to get me banned...but we were cracking up too hard when she had to read these off.

Poll closes this Friday at 6:00PM so vote now!

Airdog - "Zimmerman's Black Man Down"
bigbarlo - "Chewbacca's Squirrel"
whippersnapper - "Cuddle with a Struggle"
The Traveler - "John Goodman on a Bun"
BeeRadd - "My Buns are as Hot and Juicy as This"
RJ MacReady - "Scott Peterson vs Lorena Bobbitt (not guilty)"
akaryanreynolds - "Thai My God, I'm Squirting!"

Have at it!

 

lol what

I think I understand but to confirm, which of their names would sound best for a burger name?

That burger looks really good..

EDIT: Isn't whippersnapper banned?

 

Basically, which one sounds like a burger you'd want to eat...keep in mind, Slaters 50/50 is a burger joint that lets people build their own burgers.

For instance, mine had bacon/beef patty (50/50 patty), thick cut bacon, fried onion, raw onion, grilled onion, peanut butter, strawberry jelly, baconnaise, cheddar, bacon cheddar, pickles, cole slaw, and lettuce. That's why I named it "John Goodman on a bun".

And yes, whipper is banned from TW. But it doesn't mean he can't go to the meets with us and join in on the fun!!

 

Hahaha that waitress had it rough.....Not the first time I've had a girl tell me that I got her squirting though.......
Still pissed I didn't get her saying it on video tho lol!

 

They only win just one of the deflators?

 

but it can deflate all four tires in 4minutes

 

Yes! I'm not spending $76.00 of my paycheck on you guys haha

Brad, Kenny and I pitched in for a set of 4, so we were left with 1 extra.

and Yes!

Tried it this weekend at Ocotillo Wells. Went from 35psi to 16psi in 48 seconds.

 

I am going to cheat and add the awesomeness that is Chewbacca's Squirrel.

 

jesus christo!
we are all going to hell for this one guys

 

They are all good, but cuddle with a struggle wins.

 

Did someone have " My Buns are Stuffed". Or was that another table? Classic

 

i hope that was another table...

 

Hardy har har

 

PB&J tops the list IMO