I have many stories but i'll start with one i consider truly redneck.
This took place back in high school. Me and some buddies found a home made motocross/dirtbike course on some private land near our neighborhood. None of us had dirtbikes so whats the next best thing? Riding lawn mowers!!! My friend David had his own mower which he didnt car about, and my other friend Matt stole his dads mower. We took off the decks and the blades and decided it was time to race them around the track. Did i mentino this was private land? Anyway, when the cops showed up we were all jumping up and down on my friends sh!tty station waggon cheering on the racers. Unfortunately, one of the jumps halfway through the course was steep and tapered off pretty fast. The cops saw Matt's lawnmower stuck at the bottom while he was flooring it trying to climb the jump. David had gotten to the top of the jump but the mower was didn't have enough clearance so it was stuck. David had one foot on the hood and the other on the seat and he was rocking it back and forth like a seesaw trying to tip it forward so he could continue the race (his mower had a lot of power and had big back tires... i'm still amazed he crowned that jump). Needless to say the cops cut our fun short and threatened to ticket us all with tresspassing and destruction of private property. Fortunately we got off scott free. After this we still had "lawnmower fever" and decided to go "mower mudding" but thats another story for another day. Moral of the story.... Lawm mower off-road racing is a great Redneck Thing To Do!
Edit: WOW! I didn't knew this post was so old, sorry!