heres another for ya'll.....and you had been there, you would probably still be laughing your asses off.
now,this was about 3.5 years ago or so, back when my now wife was my gf, and we were going out to a local club,"the longbranch" all the time. we used to go out there and get hammered every weekend, friday and saturdays! we were cool with the drummer from the house band, named "doc holliday"(awesome damn band too!!!). now ricky(the drummer) is kinda a heavyset fella(im guessing right around 275lbs, and he was 5'9", and he also has a fake leg. well, we decided to go back to my gf's condo that night after the club closed, so all of us could party some more. we gather everyone up, and head ack to the condo to drink and play cards. basically,ricky had been drinking the whole night while he was playing drums, so he was already buzzing, then he procedes to drink som of our jager, and he also drank a fifth of bourbon while we were playing cards. ricky kinda passes oput on the couch and thats when we noticed he wasnt breathing..............he literally "died" on our couch for a little bit. this night was turning to shit fast. we had to call 911, and the arrive with ambulance, along with the cops, and a damn fire truck............and this is right around 6 in the morning. we found out incidently that ricky has "sleep apnea"(not sure if thats spelled right), so he didnt really die, but it freaked us the hell out. so, after fighting with the paramedics(ricky),and us answering alotta questions from the cops.....they all leave.
so my gf gets ready and leaves for work, and we crash out where ever there was room, and there were prolly about 7 of us at this point. when my gf gets back from work, she wakes me up, and says" go in the bedroom and tell me if im seeing things", so i say wtf, and go in there. sure enough, there is ricky,passed the hell out in her bed......naked as hell, with his fake leg in the floor, and the "sock" that covers the stump of his leg sitting on one of the bed posts. oh my gawd.........we were laughing our asses off. but to top it all off, i saw a lump in the covers moving near the foot of the bed, so i go and pull the covers up, and one of the gf's cats was trapped under the damn cover with ricky!!! needless to say, we didnt really invite ricky over to party too much anymore. what a night that was!!! not to mentio hangover from hell!!! my wife is still kinda pissed about that night too