Houston BS Thread

... have fun

 

Somewhere I've got a .50 caliber round with my name written on it in Sharpie... Gift from my father-in-law when he found out wife and I were getting married.

 

It's all about the Polish and Czechs. None of that nasty ass German GGG smut that they peddle. Some poor whore covered in the man sauce of 500 men. Gross.

 

Lol yall get rounds tossed at yall??? I was with my buddy taking his gf home one night, passed her curfew. As soon as she was walking up to the door, gun shots rang out. Seems like her dad was waiting for us! I would like to say they were warning shots, but we had a bullet hole that went in the passengers side and out the driver side of the bed! Of course we thought it was funny until he dropped me off and I saw the hole!

 

Who has pictures? ?? Lol reading this was funny shit! Had a fee pictures but I have to register to veiw the others I guess

 

Lol wow

 

We're at Sherlocks celebrating my lady's birthday if anyone is interested in joining us.

Yes, there are single females.

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/weiner-sexting-partner-already-has-a-porno-out

speaking of getting stuck in awkward positions...

 

i'd be down to wreck shop when i get back, roadhouse style.

 

Just hit me up when you get back! At the very least I want to buy you a drink for enduring that hellhole again.

 

Hey bud. You gonna fix those axles?

 

we can go round for round. judging by my stint in Dubai in June, when i first get back, it takes about 3 drinks to get me old man, fall asleep at the table drunk. i skip from sober to sleeping... no fun party boy, no shenanigans, no karaoke... BAM! old man...

 

Brother, I know what you mean. I work way too much to drink so when I do, it's 1, 2, 3, pass out. I'm a cheap self-date lol

 

That's nuts. I've crossed serious water 3 times. Once in a dodge ram 1500, water up to the grille, once in my 92 f150 up to the windshield (that's where i learned what water can do when it gets in your clutch), and once up to the kick panels on my old taco 3 summers ago when the rivers were running high and fast in new braunfels. I try to avoid it at all possible costs in my daily driver haha.

 

lol, i basically had an alcohol IV drip the second i landed. in my 4 days in dubai, they restocked my mini bar 7 times, and i think i had one sober morning the day i spent in qatar and one on the morning i left - until i got to IAH, then i was pounding them, because flying on a middle eastern airline is horrid. the plane was nice, and the stewardessess were all smoking hot, but arabs... everywhere... and indians and their curry... barf.

 

Ewww. I remember that nastiness. Things over there are unexplainable to the unaware here. Just... Different. Never made to UAE or Qatar. I have some expat friends who are working ME and some of whom call Dubai home... The stories they tell me of the human trafficking and slavery that goes on behind the scenes are soul-sickening.

 

yeah, that shiz is everywhere, even in the US. i've worked jobs in about every continent, and when you learn the signs, you're usually floored. Korea, Russia, s.e. asia, africa, mexico, s. america, eastern europe... it's sickening to think about and it's so hard to imagine that in 2013 this stuff is still going on... but where there is a customer base...

 

How would you just slide it back to center??
The leaf springs have a bolt going through the middle of it holding the leaf oack together. The head of the bolt goes into a hole on the spring perch on the rear end, thats keeps it from shifting and centering it. So if anything you're more likely to of bent something than shifted it

 

My driver side was pushed back about half to and inch. Even after the lift its still pushed back

 

This has to be the best day to come in to work when I'm not scheduled to be here, there are only me and the time keeper here, no one else.