Quote of the Day

DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPIDITY, IN MASS NUMBERS. (Albert Einstein)

 

Rules are for those that don't know how to play the game any other way.
- My Mother

 

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

 

Nice one.

 

"I think I just saw God, and you know what...you know what…I think he f*cking owes me money!"

[A Drunk on a Train]

 

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3.. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

 

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and its depth. -H.L. Mencken

 

Nice. I like that one!

 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success."

 

"It is curious, curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare" -Mark Twain-

 

"You don't learn anything the second time you are kicked by a mule"

 

"If you cant laugh at yourself, you may as well just cut your nuts off"-Caleb Parsons

 

"Politicians are like diapers, they both need changing regularly for the same reason." -- Author unknown

 

"It is rare that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman." - Alexandre Dumas Pere -

 

"he who sits on toilet, sit high on pot" -confuscious

 

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
--Bob Hope

 

"Live for something or Die for nothing" -Rambo?

 

"faith divides us, Death unites us" -Paradise lost (Band)