New England B.S. Thread

Oh I know. Rust is a bitch here. I'll figure something out for that

 

I hope you're going with stainless steel balls?

 

Few things worse than rusty balls.


So I hear, at least

 

Isn't that how gingers came to be?

 

Yeah, probably. Icy balls must produce extremely blonde children, because Swedes.

 

Yep stainless Teflon lined

 

Jesus......

 

What is an essential service broker? A guy just offered me a job and said it pays really well.... It seems.... Not even sure

 

Providing essential "services" for visiting businessmen?

 

I believe a synonym to that position is a "fluffer".

 

Ahhhhh... Just my line of work!

 

Sounds like someone watches Bates Motel haha

 

My current one isn't technically mine. It was a friends fathers that I'm holding on to until she gets her license. Plus I wouldn't mind getting myself a late birthday gift

 

"Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?"
"Please go away & let me sleep, *for the love of God!*"
"Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?"
"What kind of hotel is this?"

 

Richard, who's your favorite little rascal?

 

Was it Alfalfa....or was it SPANKY?!

 

Alex, a service broker is basically a hired position to provide a service to someone. The title essential service broker can mean a lot of things, I'd ask a lot of questions before accepting that type of position. Those types of positions can be fairly lucrative and can be unstable. Find out how you'll be paid, some of those broker positions are 100% commission based.

 

Did you know this guy? Normal people/companies don't just randomly offer people they don't know jobs.... The real world doesn't work like that.