MD Fabwerks ECU Body Armor Group Buy Feeler

Will I still need to wear my Tin-foil hat while enjoying my extensive Mall Crawing adventures?

 

can i get mine powder coated black, what is the turn around time? I hope its not 6 months.

 

REI has great warranty, they replaced those shoes that one girl in wild complained about.

 

Will it prevent my rear ring and pinion gears from breaking?

 

Hello, folks. I'll try to answer all your questions the best I can. Remember, this is still a feeler for a group buy.

Oooooooh. Gosh. Well, that one is kind of tricky. That area is serviced only by courier moose once every fortnight. The last time I checked, the delivery charge was about 17 times more than the actual value of the goods. But if you like, I can still look into it.

1. Ah, that is usually code for "I'm a cheap bastard" and no matter what price I come back with, it won't be good enough for you. But I'll put you on the list anyway to get everyone else's hopes up so they can be dashed in the 11th hour when you flake.
2. What's a moderator? Is that like an attenuator? I don't think that is an option, but I'll check.

I'm afraid that is not a feature we feature. And I'll point out that such a feature would most certainly nullify the stealth nature of this primarily defensive system, especially if you were to drive past certain dealerships at the auto mall.

No. Why the fuck would anyone want that?

That said, I can look into it as a custom project just for you that will raise your unit cost far beyond the value of the item itself without adding any practical value or functionality, if that's the sort of thing you're into.

I'm afraid I haven't earned the necessary medical and psychiatric certifications required to make such an evaluation. But I can give you a referral.

They only come with the earlier mentioned epoxy coating to prevent the somewhat reactive depleted uranium casing from corroding. But perhaps powder coating could be as effective. However, if you rattle can it instead, the inevitable dings from your journeys into the woods without a compass and map can be more easily touched up in your own garage.

Absolutely! This assumes, of course, that the cause of your breakage is from a hail of ordnance aimed at your third member while hucking it off gnar gnar dunes.

 

fixed for Tom.

 

That's very decent of you to fix something for a fellow member. He just keeps breaking them so he can stare at Jasmine's ass poking out from under the truck.

 

Will this enlarge my penis?

 

WTF... we have never broken while on the trail, only on the street or backing up down the driveway to hitch up the trailer...suckerface

 

Dammit. *going to wake up wife now or find a sock.

 

Does it have a white boy cloaking device for the random late night mall crawling shenanigans in Compton & Watts?

 

I'm sold! Can I pay in Beer or Ammo or Condoms?

Get my name on that dam list.

 

What a bunch of sick weirdos I have stumbled into here!

Looks like I found my new home.

 

This has to be the most Exclusive GB list TacomaWorld has ever seen

 

is it 3 ply?