Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

yea... we scrimmaged a Junior B team and were playing by Junior Rules.. so Fighting was only a 5 min penalty but he said dont fight, i was cool with it until he benched me for 2 shifts for doing a Dump and chase, when he wanted us to play the drop pass at the blue line Peewee shit.. so I got out there checked a dude, he took a swing and i went for it.. got broken up quick.. and the coach sent me to the locker room for 3 games

 

Im not proud to admit but I once pooped off a roof of a 3 story house being built; down into the garage. SPLAT!!!

 

lol.. this guy got drunk at my friend place and swore he didnt have to throw up.. and shotgunned another beer and puked all over his couch and carpet.. so while he was passed out i took a shit on the hood of his 3000GT

 

"Im Good bro, gimme another one" ...... poo is great

 

that is my only pooping on anything story..

 

I poop in the road alot

 

My wife was "asking nicely" for me to clean up the dog poo one night, and it was gettin dark and i kinda forgot.. and she "reminded me" that i forgot.. and I seriously considered droppn a poop in the yard right by the steps so when she let them out in the morning she would see this huge Poo right next to the dogs little Poo

 

Shot a game of pool with Kevin Costner and his bouncer.

 

not sure if i posted this or not yet... dont feel like reading through to find if i commented yet....

one of my jobs is being an ear harvester.... when someone donates their ears (well... really the family of the deceased person), i go in, cut their skull open, take the brain out and drill out the inside of the ear. All the bones and tissues are used to transplant into someone who needs their inner ear reconstructed. i then pack the body back up and sew em up! very very messy job. ive thought about dirty jobs but i dont think it would go. haha anyways... i am actually very very very hungry after i am finished with a retrieval.


pretty sick huh?

 

Pd might be jealous of this one...

I played Wiffle ball at my house with Neil Sheehy (Retired NHL Player from the Washington Capitals) it had to have been '90 to '92 time frame.. My Mom and my two Aunts worked at the resturant at the Capitals Center from the late 80's to early 90's and I got to meet all kinds of NHL (Capitals) and NBA (Bullets) players when i was young, dont really remember many specific details of it i was only 3-9 years old when she was working there. my mom has a picture of me signed by the entire '89 capitals team

 

well i didnt do it.. but i witnessed the aftermath. stupid member of our fire dept. ran over a fire hydrant.......












in the ladder truck!

 

Actually, my wife was very interested in that! What do you need to take in school degree-wise to get into that? She's morbid like that and would enjoy it.

 

I've sat on the ocean floor in a submarine off the coast of where they don't cash checks....

 

On the last day of a TDY to the Philippines a bunch of us got together and took all the cintabos (Pilipino change) we had and threw them off a balcony bar pretty much bringing Fields Ave. (the main road in front of the main gate at Clark AB) to a stop from all the kids trying to pick them up.

 

chased real life pirates. although i know ROCKY MOUNTAIN KING has chased pirates too

 

cut my finger off inbetween my motorcycle chain and sprocket on my bmx bike


fell down 10 stairs on my face after a failed ice pick grind

had sex with a really hot girl

maybe 2

almost died from doing coke, mushrooms, weed, and alcohol all in the span of 1 hour

totalled my step moms mercedez

backside 360 front flip on a hip snowboarding.... like buttah

owned a bmx/skate shop

farted on an airplane

tag teamed a hooker in hong kong and then ditched her without paying

worked in a deli in the ghetto... always had to give crack heads tinfoil

 

Had my truck in the background of a huge pot bust on the 11pm news.

http://www.wcax.com/global/video.asp?clipId=4200727&autostart=true

Takes a few minutes, but there she sits behind the Lt. giving the interview. And for all you gun guys, there are a ton of rifles that were seized too.

 

Took a month long surf trip to the Mentawai's in 04.. We were there a month before the tsunami hit on Christmas eve.. It was awesome, on the boat for three weeks with the best surf, diving and fishing!