Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

With the amount of hours you work, you make it seem like you're the only one doing any work.

 

no. I like my job, I don't call in often, but this morning was one of those days lol

 

That's exactly what happened.

 

Make sure you have flood insurance

 

no TW while driving.

 

One of these situations?

Do they have a flood insurance plan that can cover you?

 

Check snapchat!

 

Lololol cant upload from your comp

 

I'll call to make sure before I go

Your an angry drunk btw

 

am I?

 

Out preying on little boys again?

 

Very

 

you hurt blakes feelings.
I had to use one singular cuss word.

 

I had a stupid moment.. But I did fix it...

 

One very aggressive cuss word.

This is what I imagined when I read it

 

it was more like:

 

Pussy?

 

You kids are going to be hilarious at Jambo.

 

I think you will recall that his truck was flooded pretty good. It was probably covered in mold and therefore camouflaged. You were supposed to use your nose to find it.

Well it's no wonder Stalker cussed at you.
She just prefers them younger than herself. There isn't anything wrong with that. When she is old and incontinent they will be young enough to take care of her

 

No, I used the F word