How to Make your Truck as Unpleasant as Possible for your Passengers and Anyone Around you.

This thread is in 1st gen mainly because I have a 1st gen but these simple mods can apply to any Tacoma if equipped right.

1st mod.
The Poor Man's Window Lock.

You take off the window crank on the passengers side doors. On an extra cab, bolt the hinges on the rear windows shut. If there are child locks on your truck turn those on as well.

2nd mod.
Bad seats.

Take the foam out of the passenger side seats of out of the passenger side of the bench seat. Then replace it with the hardest foam you can find while maintaining the stock look.

3rd mod.
No cupholders.

Remove all cupholders. Also keep only one way over on the drivers side and keep a drink in there at all times.

4th mod.
LOUD NOISES!

Cap the blowoff valve. Also replace the normal exhaust with an exhaust pipe that you make out of scrap metal.

Have fun!!!

 

Why would anyone want to do this?

 

I was asking myself the same exact thing as I read this.

 

No reason I was just messing around with ideas

 

wedge some rocks in your brakes so they squeal and deafen pedestrians. leave empty chip bags in the back of your truck so the take flight while you drive irritating everyone behind you. decal of hand holding up middle finger (I always want to pass these idiots and give them the finger back).

 

dig this..... brush paint it orange
10 inch lift should go on the back only because it would look weirder.
loosen every bolt
"Break" the A/C

 

Even before I saw your location, I thought to myself "He must be from Southern California..."

 

Lol, It is either monster energy or metal militia and I agree with the lift being in the back! Although the lift in the front os called the California lift. funny shit here.

 

Put a "bull bar" or tribal flames on the side.

 

Just buy a 1st Gen.

 

unhook seat adjuster so it slides back and forth freely, Have seat belt lock randomly, One good windshield wiper on drivers side only, remove grab handles, 2-3 fresh air fresheners open together with passenger window not being able to go down

 

Only applies to backseat passengers but just buy an access cab.

 

Could just get a regular cab and do the bad driver mod

 

Oh so funny.

 

Buy a Colorado. Have fun trying to convince everyone you're not gay as hell.

 

Shots fired

 

Here's one: Make passenger seat stay stuck in the fully forward sliding position

 

Buy access cab and make everybody ride in back seat while your dog rides up front.

 

Basically do this. http://www.alabamaracingscene.net/forum/showthread.php?t=52801

not just unpleasant, but incredibly unsafe if he ever gets the v8 under the hood to actually perform.

edit: its a mazda b2200 or something. but no reason you couldn't make it happen with a taco.