I'm an asshole

Lame. Assholes shouldn't have to work. Just get a monthly asshole check for $5.41. That's all they get monthly. That way they're mad and think they deserve more. Continues the assholeness.

 

Or go stand outside of McDonalds with a sign saying they want $15/hr to flip a burger and fill drinks up.

 

I was at a friends party about 10 years ago when his parents were out of town. I upper deckered his parents toilet in the master bathroom.

 

WELL, "asshole" is only one of the many nicknames i have here at work. i am all about goofing off at work, but when it comes down to deadlines, its about making money for the owner of the company. ive been known to push a few buttons to get people motivated or fired if need be. you are not alone texas t

 

I lost count how many times i have been called an asshole a few times.

Usually it’s because i say what ever is on my mind. If i don’t like someone or something they say or do i’ll be the 1st to call them out and say it to their face or call out their bullshit stories. It usually pisses them off and they call me an asshole. I think it’s kinda funny when people get pissed off because i say what i though to their face. Also kinda funny because they are the ones usually bitching about people talking about them behind their back.

 

I also accidentally set fire to the astro turf on their deck a year later.

 

Damn sorry to hear that! I hope that's mostly joking!

Sounds like a bad situation all around

Keep firing assholes!

Dude, what's your problem with him? You're acting like a child.

Yes!! You know from that angle, he looks a lot like Han....

Finally some on topic responses!

Lol JBecker are you slowly confessing your assholeness?

Literally!

 

Since others are confessing, my wife isn't too thrilled once I can't take something anymore and start telling her what's on my mind when I don't like something. I try and just blow things off because I don't have time for petty crap fights over stupid things. Once I get one maybe two beers in me, I just get in the mindset of being relaxed and if it comes up, well, I tell her how it is. Guess that makes me one of you guys too.

 

i must have a nice ass. whenever i am finished talking to someone and turn around to walk off, they say, "what an ass" lol

 

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I am extremely sarcastic and with it comes a heavy dose of passive-aggressive comments. I am an asshole and have been called on it numerous times. Instead of dealing with the reality of a shitty situation, I would rather poke fun at it and pass it off like it doesn't bother me too much. The pressure cooker builds and I blow up and let everything that has been bothering me out all at once and yet people still want to be around me. Strange.

Yes I am an asshole.

 

People like assholes.

 

This has suddenly become some type of asshole therapy thread.

To be on topic. I'm typically a very easy going person. I'm polite and expect the same. I'm only an asshole to... well... Assholes. I don't respect or associate with people who can't be nice to other people. If you're going to be a prick? I'll be on right back and tell you to go fuck yourself. In those exact words. But like I said. If you're someone who is a rude asshole to me an others. I'm not going to let you ruin my day. I'll keep those around me who are not assholes. And enjoy my life much more.

 

This thread is awesome. Ya bunch of assholes!

 

Setting the "wayback" machine to Desert Storm...we had this guy in our unit we called "Hoover" because he could suck all of the cool out of a room. We normally never said it to his face, but one day one of my coworkers did.

"Why did you call me that?" Hoover looked like he was going to cry.

I spoke up. "He simply said that you'd suck a dick. I stood up for you and said you wouldn't." Hoover is now looking at me like I'm his personal hero.

I turned to my buddy like I was continuing a conversation. "He'll hold it in his mouth, but will provide no suction."

Hoover quickly turned and left.

Discussion after that revolved around who was catching how many bullets when Hoover finally snapped and climbed a water tower. I felt bad about it when I did it, but I still did. I was still pretty sure I was catching a round, though.

Sorry Hoover. I was an asshole.

 

I quite literally have way to many asshole storys. My name is Eino, pronounced Ano. So my name sounds like a body part, the one in question in fact. It all starts from there.