I'm an asshole

refucked?

 

meh'

if you say so

 

don't get all refucked about it

and how can you all be Thor?
shouldn't one of you be Beta Ray Bill or Throg or something?

 

I don't get called an asshole very often, but the times that I have been called an asshole is normally when I tell it like it is and people do not like to hear the truth.

The last time I got called an asshole was in Walmart about a year ago.

My wife and I was doing a little shopping in Wallyworld and and we come upon some sick minded individuals, it was two girls holding hands, they were dressed alike, same pants, same shirt, shoes etc.

As my wife and I approached them I told the wife, look, aren't they cute, so I took a few minutes away from my shopping to let them know what a cute couple they are.

I then asked them if they was going to get married, they said yes, we are engaged, I said oh how nice, you all will will make a great husband and wife.

I then asked them if they planned on having any kids, then I stopped and said, Oh my, I am so sorry for asking that question, I just remembered that two women can not naturally make babies together.

I was called an asshole for telling the truth, I laughed, my wife and I finished our shopping.

Now call me an asshole, so I can get my daily laugh.

The truth hurts. Oh well.......

 

I wish I could go a whole year without being called an asshole..

 

Guilty as charged

 

True story.

 

Not so much an asshole as a malicious prick. Asshole would have been asking the same of a hetero couple you don't know since it's none of your gods-be-damned business. Asking such an obvious no shitter of a homosexual couple is just teeing up a chance to be a lousy human being.

 

Ooooh, "telling it like it is."

I'm sure there's a hateful xenophobe thread around here somewhere.

 

Like I see it anyway, although I've been wrong before. More than once even.

 

How close is this thread to being ?

 

Probably one asshole comment away!

 

That's how I saw it too. This whole "tell it like it is" BS is pretty much code for "my opinion."

 

How about if we brought out some street-racing ATRAC Jesus Obama?