Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Maybe I don't support it... Haha

 

No take backs! I'll get the fat girls to come wash cars. Lol

 

good morning

 

You have any fat friends that want to wash cars?

 

hell no.
my friends either
a) don't ever wash their car (like phill and I)
b)pay someone to wash it
c)have their boyfriends/husbands wash it
d) go all david out and hard core wash/wax/bless it.

 

also.. fat girls don't like working hard

 

i thought they had to work harder and better, just so they can keep their man.

 

offer free donuts as payment for washing cars!

 

dunno.. I've never been a fat girl.. or a fan of hard work..

 

This is true.

 

Pre-coffee and sugar high,,, it will work, just get their money before they eat and drink

 

When is the bbq?!?!?

 

I sense a story that you just need to get out in the open. Honest we won't laugh or ridicule you,,, honest

 

Mornin'

 

Lmao!

 

Don't know yet. Need to buy parts for truck first.

 

lol, I dated a girl that got fat while we were dating. I swear she was skinny when we started dating. But yes, she had to work extra hard.

 

Don't want to see all the bruises, broken blood vessels around the nostrils from too much alcohol and cocaine, and cottage cheese (cellulite)?

Don't blame ya.

If you organized a car wash featuring fat chicks, I'd happily patronize it and bring all my vehicles to be washed by them.

It's like going to Boy's Town and watching the donkey show. You're gonna watch it once and never again.

You haven't been to Walmart on Tax Free Weekend.

 

should have never taught her how to cook!