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Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by BulletToothTony, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:30 AM
    Biscuits

    Biscuits Thorny Crown of Entropy

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    Swiggity swangin' biggity bangin'
    Fat girls give better head.






    'Cause they HUNGRY.
     
  2. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:30 AM
    Stalker

    Stalker Go where regrets can't follow.

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    None of these things sound good.
    from the bruises to the cottage cheese to the donkey show to the walmart...
    not it.
     
  3. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:31 AM
    Stalker

    Stalker Go where regrets can't follow.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:31 AM
    Lurkin

    Lurkin Well-Known Member

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    "No! Make ME a sandwich." :D
     
  5. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:32 AM
    Biscuits

    Biscuits Thorny Crown of Entropy

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    Painted quite the vivid picture, didn't it?
     
  6. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:33 AM
    TXSmiley

    TXSmiley Well-Known Member

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    I am the (K)Night
    I had a bf tell me that I tried like a fat chick, he broke it down to "so you see, they HAVE to try" and I fucking lost it, lol, he got his own damn beer after that.
     
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  7. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:33 AM
    Lurkin

    Lurkin Well-Known Member

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    You've ruined the strip club. What kind of an animal are you?!
     
  8. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:34 AM
    Lurkin

    Lurkin Well-Known Member

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    David! Really? Not cool.... :D:D:D
     
  9. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:34 AM
    Stalker

    Stalker Go where regrets can't follow.

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    too vivid :puke:

    fuck that. be quiet and grateful!
     
  10. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:36 AM
    ramonortiz55

    ramonortiz55 Not A Well-Known Member

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    LMAO
     
  11. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:36 AM
    Biscuits

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  12. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:41 AM
    lovethetaco

    lovethetaco Hey hey hey !

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    Yes,
    dont sugar coat anything, cause if they are fat, they will eat that too.
     
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  13. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:46 AM
    phillstill

    phillstill Long hair don't care

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  14. Jul 16, 2015 at 5:53 AM
    TXSmiley

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    It wasn't David, though I am certain I am the biggest chick he's dated.

    I thought it was hilarious, after that it would be "stop being a fat girl".
     
  15. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:07 AM
    kenneth.morris07

    kenneth.morris07 كافر‎

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    Fat girls are like mopeds. They're a blast until your buddies see you riding one.
     
  16. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:21 AM
    SMKYTXN

    SMKYTXN If it can't be overdone it's not worth doing Vendor

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    WTF is going on in here?
     
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  17. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:23 AM
    Lurkin

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    Derp will fill the void left by the lack of any actual content
     
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  18. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:25 AM
    richardbui23

    richardbui23 That guy

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    Lots of fat chick talk this morning ..,
     
  19. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:34 AM
    Lurkin

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    OK, attempt to de-derp.

    I need some advice from you metal workers out there. Yesterday my son laid my motorcycle down (low speed rear wheel lockup, he's ok, bike bent and scratched at various points), but my left-side forward controls are all bent up. The forward controls are essentially a mounting plate and shift arm, which are 1/8-1/4 chrome plated steel. Both the plate and the arm are bent

    The chrome plating is my problem. I figure I can bend the plate/arm, but how would I attempt to do that while minimizing the chance of cracking the chrome plating? Any input/advice?

    No, I am not trading it for donuts or beer. :p
     
  20. Jul 16, 2015 at 6:41 AM
    lovethetaco

    lovethetaco Hey hey hey !

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    Yes,
    Have big girl sick off chrome, restraighten plate and arm. I know of a few companies that can rechrome for you!
     

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