$H!T my girlfriend says

Working in the basemant today tearing apart and rebuilding a work bench the previous owners left behind my GF feels the need to speak before thinking. Too many one liners to remember but two of them; "let me know if you need me for the banging part" and "want me to hold your wood" ?
Each time she realized what she said but too late.
I'm going to have to start writing these down. Sometimes it's priceless.

 

In the future, instead of grabing your trusted pen from you pocket protector, I recommend you just say "yes" and get busy.

 

yeah, you'll never get that workbench done...

 

Great idea for a thread rbishopp! My girlfriend before last, we were eating dinner at her parents house when she saw I had finished my sandwich, she asked me if I wanted a "bendover". Well, I felt like I should look at her Daddy before I answered her, and I saw he was bending one piece of bread over his bbq to make a half a sandwich! I, just then, realized what she was asking me, but I had never heard of that being called a bendover. Just thought it was kinda funny.

 

Lol. I was thinking a bend over was like a reach around.

 

This. This could be good.

 

Nobody is listening !