Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I tell them there is a trashcan in the kitchen.

 

good idea.
it should just be common knowledge;
NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR TRASH.

 

Keep a bag of crap by the window, then when they ask you, you can say, "Go use the dumpster in back, and since you're going there, can you put this one in too?"

 

I already said that!!!^^^ What is wrong with you today

 

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NOT the same. I told you, you told Stalker. Totally different!

At least in my mind...

 

Oh? Same, same but different

 

You know when online registration is supposed to be?

 

So who is the catcher and who is the pitcher in that relationship?

 

We take turns

 

Is there a meet?

 

If you come to the pizza joint some day. Does two tacoma = meet?

 

@SMKYTXN said there's one Friday. Downtown at Nikko Nikko's at 7pm.

 

Yumm..... Greek food

 

Leaving with all the windows you showed up with is optional?

 

Yes

 

Mmmm. Road rage.

 

The eventual fate for most hookers. The rest are in a car trunk somewhere.

This is where the real action is.

Your ass is a P magnet?

Only to sell it four months later for $250.01.

About time.

Oh yeah. That came in handy at 0300 this morning.

I'm so glad BWW started carrying this.

Lol.

Hola.

Had a leaking cpvc fitting and I didn't have a replacement. Coated it in a cast of JB Weld. That was over two years ago and it's still in service leak free.

Playa play on!

Glad to see you're dreaming big.

Rule #1 of wheel is... Don't wheel something you can't afford to break.

And this is KASE telling you this, Rich.

FIFY.

Got that wheeling blood coursing through your veins.

Mr. Swang n Bang? I think not. OG here, mf'er.

How does one "swing and bang"? You can be Mr. Swing and Bang...

Hi

About time, son.

Especially after that kind of drive.

Hi

LOL.

I miss Austin. Love that city.

Stacks on racks on stacks on racks?

Hope you feel better soon, kid.

Purse wide open for that playa she missin' ...

Can't forget the cowbell.

Well, we all now know what kind of porn you prefer.

I thought you had one across your belly.

I will buy a lot of these stickers and tag deserving vehicles.

???

To the victor goes the spoils.

What a fucking C U N T. I absolutely loathe people who find that acceptable. Trashy ass bastards.

The fee equalling 50% of the actual cost of the ticket.

Y'know, I have Depos and I haven't had any issue... Yet.

Ever since I switched to retrofits, I seriously wonder if I can ever willingly go back to normal halogen headlamps.

Precisely.

But people are snowflakes.

And what exactly determines whose turn it is?

 

I love me some Nikko Nikko's.