MOON LANDING FAKED

Football, Russians, 8foot penis, Apollo creed, faceplants, open to suggestions, impressions, gods noggin

Summed up for ya

 

Moon landing was real......

 

100% fake. We've been hornswaggled.

 

I enjoy having my horn gargled......... Wut is the swaggle?

 

Well I've been unemployed for months and every time I look at my truck or log on to TW (who am I kidding? I don't have to log on, I never log off!) my sense of self-importance swells to immense proportions.. am I batting for the wrong team here?..

I nearly wet myself. Thank you

 

Haven't worked in two years cept for the last three weeks at Lowes for fun.

Then I quit

 

Get the plasti dip discount and run hey?

 

I was like, wait.....10%?
Shit I get half that on their credit card

Nah, I worked in tools man... Dope gig but they always had the heat on or something.... Raining outside, hot inside......even on hot days I'd chill in the truck with Windows down and it was cooler.

 

Man I'm surprised how shitty some discounts are, a couple of my buds worked at canadian tire and their discount was 10% off anything under $200... The sporting goods store I work at gives me cost+10%.

 

I put the moon landing and the 9/11 inside job thing into the same category. I wonder why people are trying so hard to convince everyone that it was a fake or a setup from inside. I wonder if these people were constantly lied to as children and it continued into their adult life. No way the moon landing was a fake. Too much has come from it. Thanks for playing!

 

Right?

Napa was cost plus 10%

I may go back...... I retired state so I got checks for rest of my life, plus another K a month for settlement, plus almost a thousand vacation hrs I'm being paid monthly..........

And the dipshit manager asked me when Iquit "what are u gunna do now?"

Like lLowes was a career or some shit

 

Fun fact, more 1st responders (firefighters police paramedics etc) have died since 9/11 than people died from the plane crashes on 9/11. Guess how we are taking care of them? Here's a clue in the form of a puzzle: Veterans of the military are to 9/11 first responders, as Veterans Affairs is to.....

 

Hear that Bob? First time anyone's ever called your Lunar Lean-to a residence

"TO THE SPACE SHACK!!"

 

Man cost plus 10% is fair if you ask me, it's not like I'm gonna buy everyone in the store and the boss still makes a very minute profit. The best is when we get stuff on clear out and it's sooooo much cheaper than retail...

 

What's with the waving flag, bro?

 

Was that video you posted worth a watch? Sry but I ignored it cuz it was over 20min long and well.. Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes was on PBS... sooo...


yeaaaa

 

Last time I recalled it had some good info in there somewhere, but yeah flags shouldn't flow in a vacuum either.