Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Haul my shit around.

 

I was told that the only criteria is that I bring the trailer back in the same condition as when it left.

 

Take it on a trail, and send HR a pic of it

 

Put some tons under it and I'll think about it.

 

Take a 30' deckover gooseneck down a trail? Hmm....

 

You will be idolized and become a trail-god-like entity. Right before the vids hit the net.

 

What could possibly go wrong?

 

Do it through Black Bear Pass!

 

Next cold start. Just rev the piss out of it. Till it goes kaboom! Then call Toyota for a new one

 

I got a new project at work. We have an assembly tool that has to be torqued to 23,000 ft-lbs and then pull tested to between 4-6 million lb. This should be fun.

 

Can I assume that the oil and filter are in the pile of uninstalled parts and paraphernalia?

 

Traded my 07 prerunner when the joint blew up fur the new one. My oil light is on and I might just say fucj it and trade it this weekend lol

 

But, it is about the amount they use to install that first oil filter though.

 

That's gonna take one hell of a cheater bar on your torque wrench.

 

This is clearly the correct logic.

 

Didn't you just get a new wrench for that trailer hitch? Does it go that high?

 

Kidding gonna trade it in after Jambo "never see dirt"