Who can ask the stupid question before offical stats come out 17 Aug 15

I'm 6'3", 280lbs, and wear 2" steel toe boots...am I too manly to drive a 3rd gen Tacoma?

 

Hoy many HP's does my skewp give me?

 

No but they might have another floor mate recall due to your steel toes

 

Im a member of a certain forum and threads like the ones you mentioned are usually deleted within a few minutes. Not locked, just deleted. That should happen here more often.

 

this ^^

 

I heard Toyota is sponsoring ISIS events and the ugly 3rd gen design is punishment for the US being infidels.

 

Will it be EMP proof for the doomsday people

 

This site was created and is maintained for people to have fun and make it their own, not a totalitarian gulag. The community takes care of itself, and the mods only dive in if it gets truly out of hand.

So settle the fuck down, Mildred.

 

I never said to not have fun. Open up the 2nd gen forum and search it a bit and you'll see 1500+ threads saying "will using a Bosch oil filter void my warranty" and "Whats the best motor oil". To me that's useless shit, clearly your're the one getting your panties in a bunch so settle down chief.

 

Will the 2016 come with the Taco tick and/or the Taco lean? I would feel lost and confused without it...

 

Shots fired. Calm down Mildred and Chief.

 

Can I convert my 2015 into a 2016 before they release?

 

The reason you see so many dumb questions/comments is because the all the recent press from the Washing demo is spurring people's interest and they are coming here. Give them a break, they are new Taco-heads is all.

 

This dumpster fire is really starting to warm up.....

 

Manual roll up windows? Manual locking doors? Snorkel option? True four link suspension?

 

Can I get one without ABS? I don't like technology. How about with manual locking hubs? How about hand crank windows in my double cab? Windshield wiper delete? It's just one more thing to go wrong. Oh, can I get a discount for all of theses deletes?

 

Here is a take on crawl control for the smart people that can understand..

I take no credit in this..



"As for lockers vs crawl control - I'll take mechanical lockers any day. No matter how good traction control is, it's not as good at going the last mile offroad as real lockers, but it might be better at cruising around logging roads. The reason is that crawl control still requires wheel slip to engage, and that means you've lost static friction and now have kinetic friction on the tire that slips. Static friction is much greater in most situations than kinetic friction. So with crawl control you can achieve essentially the maximum static friction on the tire with most traction and kinetic friction with the other. With a locker you can get the absolute maximum static friction from both tires on the axle. So for me, ARBs would be my choice over crawl control - or any other traction control system."

 

I was hoping quicksand was gonna come with full camo interior, that would be epic...maybe some blaze orange wheels to top it off

 

Anything is possible at my shop.... All you got to have is the $$$

 

I'm not even old enough to drive