Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

It rains in Arkansas.

 

All I wanted to look at were double d's. Not a double homicide.

http://abc13.com/news/one-dead-after-argument-at-twin-peaks-ends-in-gunfire/948799/

 

What the fuckin' fuck Dennis? Get in line, if something happens to me, I swear there is going to be some kind of championship to be won to get David.

Also, good morning.

 

Get back to sleep!

 

Lmao! come get some!

 

X2. You heard the man

 

Ita not funny if you put it that way

 

I see Dennis is done with the daily dough.

 

I can't sleep past 1100. Four hours is good enough though, right?

All I heard was your nervous laughter running away.

*still running*

 

And a buddy of mine just offered me season tailgate passes to the Texans.

 

it's a trap

 

Oh yeah. I know the games are a trap. But I could go there with a smoke trailer and BBQ and drink all day.

 

Well we see who wears the pants at your house.

 

Now that's appropriate timing. Bwahahahaahaha

 

But we all know she makes the best sandwiches

 

Anybody know what the glasses and thumb tac mean?

 

Maaaannnn, she is going to beat you with your own dreads!

 

Thumb means sticky thread, I think the glasses means you are watching it.

 

See Rod, who says that old people are useless?