Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Has anyone ever used the pickup line "DTF?" successfully? I'm 0 for 5 this weekend along with a black eye. Keep forgetting what finger wedding bands are supposed to be on.

 

Ask tthem if they are ftd

 

my buddy scooter uses a modified version... "hey my names john/scooter. wanna fuck?" i shit you not.... 1 out of 5 say yes.

 

hi donut boy. i was talking to someone about you the other day. i gave him venison, he gave me back awesome sliders. not empty hopes and shattered dreams like someone i know.

 

Lol dick! I told you I made them and u all would have to come get it. You and David never came by!

 

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!

I'd never turn venison anything down or forget to come by.

 

This was right before you big Ben trip!

 

i didn't go to big bend this last trip.

 

When you had the tundra? After Davids mod day or beer drinking day?

 

almost 2 years ago, brah.


and all i can say is FUCK buying books for college. 4 NON-CORE classes require 6 books and 1 recommended.... for 3.5 months..... at an estimated 698 fucking dollars?!?!?! you can suck a big fat baby dick. torrents here i come.

 

You know in google chrome, if you type in 'ISBN.pdf' more than likely you can get the book for free. Just a life pro tip.

 

i haz chrome...........

if this works............

free beer for red..............

 

Careful that you get the right edition though. Depending on the class this can be important.

 

Yes you have to research but this has worked for me on more than 1 occasion due to book prices (which are ludicrous).

 

yeah, i'm exploring a few options right now, and that seems to be the biggest thing.

 

Not arguing, most definitely is better then paying full retail, bend me over pricing. Just need to CYA, some instructors will use new edition material, especially if it's their own book.

 

Stone tablets don't have ISBN's

 

$350 of books for one fucking class!!!! What the actual fuck. I'm gonna go kill myself real quick.

 

Yup, paper or plastic. Back then, was paper only. Now, pretty much plastic only.

Only choice I remember for books was,,, new or used.