Wish and you shall receive!

granted cuz i know what your talking about (i think) you live too and you guys are perfectly healthy

i wish mine and dereks satoshi will look pimp

 

Granted. But I came and kicked them in.
I wish TW was 21 and up.

 

granted but everyone 21 and over dies icluding you
i wish that all the scratches and dents in my truck would dissapere

 

Granted. But then I come and dump killz paint on it.
I wish Panda Jerk would stop posting.

 

granted, but after he stops posting, people blame you for him not posting and ban you from tw

i wish wvu could win just one national championship basketball or football

edited since jd beat me

 

granted but after 10 seconds i start posting again

i wish that i had bfg baja radial

 

Granted, but a soon as you put them on your truck you find out they had defects and all their sidewalls fail.

I wish I had a second winch to put on the back of my truck

 

granted but right when you use it it somehow rips off the back end of your truck

i wish my dog baylee would live forever

 

nobody granted my wish yet bitches

 

Granted. I wish my wish wasn't granted.

 

granted but then oregon ducks become undefeated for the rest of eternity


i wish the yankees win the world series

 

granted, but they never get a win again

I wish i could get a taco as my first vehicle

 

Granted but then someone screwed up somewhere and all people taking meds to prevent a disease turns into zombies!!!!!!

I wish I wasn't so tired and felt motivated for the gym.

 

Granted....you go the gym and get crushed by bench pressing 100lbs without a spotter

I wish I could get some sleep

 

granted.but you fall asleep ath the wheel of your taco and run into a 18 wheeler totaling the taco but dont worry your fine but your in a coma and wake up on your 70th birthday and it just so happens to be the day the 8th gen tacoma comes out but being in a coma for so long al the money you have in your savings account kept you alive and you have no money to buy another taco

i wish i had some pie

 

Granted but it gives you mudd butt and you shit yourself

 

Granted...smart ass

 

granted but in the process i get your truck

i wish i wouldnt die if i ate that pie

 

Granted but you never eat any pie again.

I wish this thread back into existence.

 

Haha granted but now your internet has gone down permanently and you can't participate.


I wish I wasn't so hungover