What should I do with this problem...?

But.... it took my keys.

 

Hmmmm..... okay get some cotton balls. Rub them on the White Spider of TW. Then drag them behind you while you ride a bicycle back to your house. Let the spider in your truck smell the pheromones on the cotton balls. Maybe he'll follow the path?

 

Ok that's seriously sick. Wife makes me capture and release, but I secretly kill them after..

 

have you tried giving it a token of defeat? https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/custom-cnc-cutting-you-think-it-ill-cut-it.190825/

or maybe call in the big guns.....



if all else fails then buy it this badge so it can at least ride in style

 

Better yet get a Free Toyota Badge and call it, "SR5 Spyder" or "TRD Spyder"
http://www.masqueunauto.com/english/

 

No.. but I did warm up some hot pockets for it. Thought maybe earn it's trust through some good eats. I mean... who doesn't love hot pockets?!

 

LOL Even this kid loves Hot Pockets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ2eUBTXYzM

We have a running joke at work. Anytime someone mentions hot pockets or is eating one you have to 'sing', "Hot Pockets".

 

Spider hate hot pockets... just like tigers hate pepper. go with a double double from in-n-out nothing can resist those burgers. only problem is getting to an in-n-out without your truck

 

You suck

 

Don't encourage him

 

Release one of these

 

Just look at it as a term of endearment. Your truck is awesome.

 

I tried sweet talking it... and well... it is responding. I... think it is trying to communicate with me.

 

It wants the D...

 

By "D"... you are referring to "Dubya D Foghty" right?

 

suurreee.......

 

LOL That is the prettiest damn spider I've ever seen.... she's even got makeup on.

 

Well shit... I told it I was married and it just stared at me and backed up slowly into the shadows.

 

For the right mate... anyone will do long distance right?

 

You might be on to something.... get it a mate like the one above ( in a jar of course) and lure it away. Take it all the way to the "White Spider of TW" and release the bait into the bed of said truck. If you're too afraid then toss the jar hard enough to break jar in said truck bed. #PROBLEMSOLVED