What should I do with this problem...?

Definitely onto something there. We might see a spider with a thing on it's head. But the spider sees this:

 

Wife said she will not be getting in the truck now that she has seen the picture. I think... I might like this spider!

 

Until she sees this inside the house... Then she'll want in the truck so she can drive away as fast as possible...

 

I'd hit it

 

oh shit

 

OP's truck in the mourning

 

No need for mosquito repellant .

 

Don't be sad, your truck just became full sized !

 

His town currently looks like this


It has even captured his dog


National Guard might have to be called in. Or best case a nuclear strike...

 

You guys suck. Enough with the damn spider picks! I present this offering to remove the spider images burned into your brain and replace them with a more pleasing image:

 

I appreciate this contribution.

 

I feel calm and collect now.

 

How can I add this mod to my truck and how much will it cost me, including a divorce?

 

Almost got car jacked today...it was pretty intense.

See that little fucker above was waiting in the sunglass holder. He climbed out and sat there waiting for the right time to ambush me. I stopped at the next stop sign just long enough to take this picture. I then proceeded to drive thinking that maybe he would be cool with the situation. I was wrong! He dropped down, using his web, and caught the draft coming from the air vent. He was headed straight for my face. I already had my knife out anticipating his attack. I was able to stop his murder attempt by getting his web stuck to the knife. I contemplated ditching the knife out the window but it was a gift from my older brother. Instead, I opened the door and swung him outside then closing the door on the web locking him outside. I doubt he flew off my truck since his web was like a steel cable. So now I might have a pissed-off 8 legged death machine under my truck....

 

O my god! I am totally getting green mirrored fog light covers!

 

Where did you get a photo of my wife?