Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Holy shit I'm dying
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=105

 

I just saw critical mass....that was waay more bikes than I was expecting.

 

Something is fucky in my rear axle... Not sure if locker , ring and pinion , or axle shaft.. But for some reason occasionally from a stop the passenger rear will feel like its going normally but then the truck will make a clunk and feel like something jumped a tooth or something in the axle cause the rear will kinda jump/jerk.
Looks like this may be the reason to just keep truck and regear it finally lol. But it definitely doesn't feel or sound good.

 

Going straight or turning?

...and,,, I have the first post of the morning? Y'awl be some slacking hungover bitches I take it.

 

Hanover? Or hand over fisting?

 

Dammit, you know you are in brain trouble when Dennis calls you out on a spell check.

 

I might be a little "hanover" tomorrow morning. My buddy just graduated and is throwing himself a little party. 30 cases of beer and 15 bottles of liquor. ......

 

Did you even graduate from hi scool?

 

Whoa, sounds like a true Dennis-load of alcy-haul.

 

You funny guy! I kill you first.

 

To be honest, I'm kinda scared to go

 

Lol ill take that as a no

 

Movie quote, and yes I graduated, sort of. I was told it was in everyones best interest for me to move on.

 

Cause you were there for so.long?

 

Double whoa!! I have first morning post and you are scared to go to a party? I know its a bit cooler this morning, but not hell freezing over cold....

 

Hey doctors go to school for a long time to, so its OK. At least that's what my Mom told me.

 

Sad news can't get over how a man can walk up and just kill a cop gassing up his car.

 

I like to drink. I don't like parties!

 

So you're just as smart as a doctor?

 

It's 2015. Anything can happen at any time. People get shot all the time. Broad daylight, midnight, Earl morning.