Chat with strangers!

I cant stop laughing... love typing random shit.

 

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Stranger: hellooo

You: hi there

You: hows it going

Stranger: pretty good

Stranger: listening to led at work right now

Stranger: can complain

Stranger: you?

You: watching the history channel and smokin a J

You: can't complain

You: what do you do for work

Stranger: front office at a condo

Stranger: very sexy

You: yeah... the history channel gets me all hot and bothered

 

i'd rather stay out of jail so i'll pass on this site

 

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Stranger: i am ladyboy

You: what?

Stranger: i tell first

Stranger: to stop problem

You: tell what?

Stranger: talk to men then they get upset

You: WTF are you talking aboutr

Stranger: what does wtf mean

You: what the fuck

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i see

You: do you like hotwings?

Stranger: what are hotwings

You: are you serious? buffalo chicken

Stranger: buffalo is that a big animal

You: what country are you from?

Stranger: chicken is bird

Stranger: thailand

Stranger: where are u from

You: ahhh that explains a lot

 

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how r u?

You: good how are you

Stranger: im dandy

Stranger: asl?

You: 12/f/al
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Stranger: Hi stranger.

You: hi stranger

Stranger: How's your life today?

You: sexually frustrating

Stranger: Oh really?

You: I inverted my girlfriends rectum so she wont let me near her

Stranger: I would be pretty angry too.

You: well wanna go for it?

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Stranger: hi I am Steve...I am looking for a female with msn and webcam

You: your going to be on dateline one day

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hahhaha

 

it was funny for a minute...then I realized he wasnt really stabbing himself...LOL

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: what you doing?

Stranger: nothing

You: usa?

Stranger: no

You: where?

Stranger: guess

You: NZ?

Stranger: no

You: AU?

Stranger: no

You: UK?

Stranger: no

You: uranus?

Stranger: yep

You: you are 43

You: fat and bald?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: 41 fat and a beard

You: beard?

You: color?

Stranger: yes iam a pirate

Stranger: red

You: an ass pirate for sure

Stranger: yep

You: you aren't very interesting...

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i know

Stranger: my life sux

You: kill yourself?

You: please?

Stranger: but how?

You: gun

Stranger: dont have one

You: I can sell you one

Stranger: knife?

You: dull knife?

Stranger: i will look

Stranger: i got a big kitchen knife

You: that works

You: now do the right thing

Stranger: what should i do

You: keep stabbing til you can't

Stranger: 1 sec

Stranger: i stabbed my self in the leg

You: keep going till you don't feel it anymore

Stranger: hurts

You: keep going it wont

Stranger: stabbed 6 times know but it still hurts

Stranger: and bleeding

You: trust me it will end

You: post video on youtube if you can

Stranger: i smeel my own blood

Stranger: i want to but i cant walk to get camera

You: dumbass

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello.

You: hi

You: 21/f/CA

Stranger: 18 M CT

You: CT? is that colorado?

Stranger: no

You: wait

Stranger: connecticut.

You: Connectitcut?

Stranger: Yep

You: o kewl

You: y are u on chat?

You: ...

Stranger: boredom.

You: ur boring

Stranger: No u D:

You: No im NOT!

You: im funny

Stranger: Prove eet.

You: how??

Stranger: Do something gunny :V

Stranger: *funny

You: gunny? LOL!!!

Stranger: I stabbed my finger.

You: wuts that!?

You: u did WAT?!

Stranger: so my typing iss bad.

You: aww im sorry

Stranger: Iknicked it while making dinner.

You: i hAD an accident to yesterday

Stranger: What happened?

Stranger: oh what part of cali are ya from?

You: I accidentally the whole fleshlight

Stranger: erg

Stranger: Troll.

Stranger: .__.

Stranger: Communication ceases

Stranger: now.

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You: hi
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awww

 

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Stranger: hi there stranger

You: Go PIKACHU!

Stranger: COME HERE BALBASOUR

You: THUNDERSHOCK!

Stranger: CHARMANDER COME OUT NOW

Stranger: FIRE!!

Stranger: Hi Im misty

You: Pikachu use GROWL!!!!

You: I'm ash

Stranger: Hi

You: how many pkmn do you have?

Stranger: tokepi

Stranger: uuuhm

Stranger: charmander

Stranger: goldeen

Stranger: you?

You: nice collection.

You: I have pikachu, squirtle, and weedle

Stranger: wich batches do you have?

You: I just made it out of mt. moon so I don't have that many

Stranger: fock, TR is coming

You: uh oh

Stranger: put pickachu at his bal

Stranger: l

You: done!

Stranger: good!

Stranger: lets beat them!]

You: ok. GO pikachu!

Stranger: GO TOKEPI

Stranger: that cranck meowth

Stranger: he scratched me

You: oh no de didn't!

You: Pikachu, use tackle!

You: uh oh he missed!

Stranger: thunder!

Stranger: fack

Stranger: TR gots pickachu..

Stranger: -.-

Stranger: failed

You: fuck.

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: whahaha lol

You: 20 lol

You: you?

Stranger: 16

Stranger: m or f?

You: m

Stranger: oke

Stranger: i'm f

You: of course you are

Stranger:

Stranger: im misty

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this ones a lil weird


You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: sup?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: u?
You: nm
You: my truck is better than yours
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my dick is better than urs
You: shure?
Stranger: yup
You: i got 8 inches
Stranger: i fot 7.5 but thick
Stranger: got
You: in diamiter
You: jk
Stranger: lol
You: BOOBIES
You: (.Y.)
You: see?
Stranger: lol yeah'
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 24
You: u?
Stranger: 19
You: location?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: me 2
You: sc
Stranger: colorado
You: do u live near stan, kenny, cartman, and kile?
Stranger: lol about an hour away
You: lol
You: kick cartman in the nutz for me
You: and bang his mom
Stranger: lol will do
You: lol
Stranger: if i cant stop jacking off long enough i will
You: lol thats nice
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so whats up?
You: my cock
You: u?
Stranger: mine is too
You: lol
Stranger: i love porn
You: i love your mom
You: every night
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: got any good sites?
You: redtube.com
Stranger: been there
You: 98.com
You: 89.com
You: ^thats what i ment to say
Stranger: lol typing with one hand?
You: kinda
Stranger: me 2
You: loz
You: *lolz
You: xnxx.com is a good one too
Stranger: lol now i know ur jacking off
You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: (mabey)
You: yea
Stranger: its ok so am i
You: k
Stranger: u really got 8 in?
You: ask your mom
Stranger: i did she wouldnt tell me
You: lol

 

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Stranger: i'm fucking horny

You: no way me

You: to

You: but i aint a butt pirate so you have no luck here

Stranger: no
You: well damn have you seen ben?

You: i mean do you know ben?

Stranger: benjamin linus

You: no

You: ben dover

You: you gotta no him your a butt pirate

You: its commen with your type

You: ?

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Stranger: hi im 20 f frm italy n i want a skype friend
You: hey
You: nudey pics?
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i fail at talking to women and idk why????

 

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Stranger: hey

You: hey hows it going

Stranger: not bad you

You: same old same old

You: bored

You: why you think im on here

Stranger: TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Stranger: same reason your here every night stranger

You: hell yah nigga but you dont know bout that shhhh

You: KKK is gunna rule

Stranger: dude did you never watch pinky and the brain?

You: yah i did

Stranger: obvously not enough

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DAMNIT


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Stranger: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
You: hey
Stranger: hi?
You: how are u
Stranger: good.
You: thats good
Stranger: guess what
You: what?
Stranger: i actually have a penis
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dude i'm having way to much fun with this!!