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Somehow I think I got the same guy twice in 10 tries... same intro and conclusion:


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 22 ~ Male ~ U.S.A | MAKE YOUR CHOICE : Disconnect? or CONTINUE?

You: 37 / M / USA, ball in your court

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Do people honestly think there are tons of girls hanging out on this just waiting to hook up with some slavering guy?

 

i got a offer

but i said no

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: أريد أن الجماع كنت سيئا للغاية ، لكني أحب نفسي عندما قطع الذروة ثم يسحب الحبل ويقتلونن
Stranger: DO YOU SPEKA THE ENGLISHA!??!?!
You: why yes, yes i do
You: hello there
You: dont ask what it says
You: cuz idk
Stranger: DO YOU SPEK-KA D ENGOLISH??
You: ?que?
You: what
You: i b speekin d inglich
Stranger: oo jolly good
Stranger: so how are u ol bean?
You: im good
You: how are you mate
Stranger: bored yet somehow aroused???
Stranger: you see my gf is giving me head as we speak
You: aww
You: lucky
You: i call bs tho
Stranger: NO REALLY
You: bs
Stranger: want webcam action??
You: it would be proof
You: but only if shes nakked
You: well.................
Stranger: .....
Stranger: mate your sick
You: ?
You: its not gay if theres a girl
Stranger: who said it was a girl....
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: gay
You: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: jelous??
Stranger: i'll give u head for £50
You: but you did say g/f
You: im american so translate that to american monies
Stranger: yeah that stands for gay/friend.......ok in dollers that $25 mate
Stranger: so how bout it?
Stranger: u game?
Stranger: or as u say
Stranger: YOU UP FOR IT??
You: bye-bye
You have disconnected.

 

Cowsmex???????





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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Howdy!

Stranger: Howdy pardner'

Stranger: Y'all wanna take a ride on ma traain?

Stranger: HAH
You: I'll pass


Stranger: Stupid cowpeople

Stranger: and their Cowsmex

 

Stranger: hi
You: do you like BMW's
Stranger: theyre pretty cool
Stranger: do you like dinosaurs?
You: stegosaurus
Stranger: thats neat
You: do you like owls
Stranger: like the messanger owls from harry potter?
Stranger: messenger
You: sure
You: they are rad.... what about gulfstream jets
Stranger: no idea what that is
You: its a private jet
You: airplane
Stranger: never been on any kind of plane before
You: what is the first word you think of when you hear "balloon"
Stranger: helium
You: haah
You: haha
You: what about "green"
Stranger: grass
You: you got one for me?
Stranger: hrm
Stranger: what the first word that you think of when you hear "rainbow"
You: homo
Stranger: me too!
You: you a homo?
You: your gay?
Stranger: no'
Stranger: thats the first word that comes to mind
You: ohhhhh good
You: lol
Stranger: homophobic?
You: is your mom hot?
Stranger: shes old
You: (yea)
You: she's a gilf?
Stranger: gilf or milf?
You: either or
You: lol
Stranger: idk what a gilf os
Stranger: is
You: you know what a milf is right?
Stranger: yaaa
You: grandma
Stranger: well my mom is 52 and everyone thinks she is 30

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there

You: hey

Stranger: wat's up?

You: nm you mate?

Stranger: waiting to take courses

You: what kind of courses?

You: im one of the best at drving courses

Stranger: umm..sort of english courses

You: oh ok

Stranger: i've been learning driving for years but still bad at it lol

Stranger: so u r a driving coach?

You: im the Stig

You: do you know who that is?

Stranger: well not exactly i'm trying to figure it out

Stranger: lol

You: do you ever

You: watch a show called top gear?

Stranger: oh ya

Stranger: so u work for tv show like top gear?

You: no i work for top gear im the stig

You: the guy in the white jumpsuite that test drives all of the cars they bring me

Stranger: wow

Stranger: idk whether i should believe you or not

You: well you can or you cant

You: i cant go into any more detail or i could get fired and they would find another stig

Stranger: so wat r u guys do when working?

You: what do you mean?

Stranger: i guess they find guys like Michael-Schumacher to be the stig

Stranger: i mean wat would you guys do besides occuring on the show

You: well like before i got hired mate?

Stranger: yep

You: well i started out as a mechanic

You: then i worked for porshe

You: parked car

You: and worked on them then i got involved with the racing part with porshe

You: and helped work on the race cars and got to drive them some and i was told to do a lap around the track and i would be timed for shits and giggle mate

You: and ibeat the fastest lap time on that track

You: i have no clue how but i did and i started talking to top gear and they

You: gave me some cars to do drives around the tack on mate and i was faster than the old stig so they hired me

You: and so far i have been with them

Stranger: i thought they told everyone that the old stig drove into the sea

Stranger: r there several of you or only one?

You: no just one

You: the old stig got fired because he told people who he was and they found out

You: like you dont know my name

You: so i cant get fired

You: but they found out

You: if somebody finds out who you really are and finds out your the stig your job there is over

Stranger: is it gud or bad?

You: is what good or bad?

Stranger: well when u tell others that u r a stig but not be able to let ur name out wat the feeling will be?

Stranger: and may i ask how old r u?

You: i cant disclose my age under contract

You: its ok its online nobdy knows me so its fun

You: alot of people dont believe me and its ok with me i know who i am mate

Stranger: gud point

Stranger: so why r u here on omegle?

Stranger: and r u a guy or a girl? lol

You: the stig is a guy

You: i have no clue i found this site and its funny to talk to people

You: alot of them are dirty bloody perverts but some have good conversations

Stranger: exactly u seldom come across normal ppl that u can talk to

Stranger: how long have u been here?

You: i cant say that either osrry

You: sorry*

Stranger: well i don't get it..is it sth that needs to be maintain as a secret?

You: yes because

You: they do not tell you who he(i) am. he(i) is supposed to be misterious

Stranger: can i say that it's a professional habit? lol

Stranger: well so just tell me some interesting things about racing

You: its thrilling

You: i dont race in the show

You: i go around the course the fastest i can

You: in the cars they give me

Stranger: aha it must be very cool

Stranger: i guess i'll have to go and take the courses now

Stranger: will i have a chance to talk to you again?

Stranger: no matter u r the stig or not it's been a very nice chat with u

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE5bdcVC0ts

You: here is one video of me

 

Stranger: hello
Stranger: define intelligence
You: an umbrella term used to describe both raw cognitive ability as well as the capacity to express personal experiences in ways others can understand
Stranger: Is sex with pumpkins illegal *before* or *after* Halloween? I can never remember which...
You: are we talking lit or unlit pumpkins?!?!?!?
You have disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: male, you will probably disconnect

Stranger: yup

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: same
Stranger: ... i still win
You: how?
Stranger: not sure
You: but i drive a tacoma
You: so
Stranger: i drive a saturn
Stranger: stick shift
You: o thats uber gay
Stranger: so i actually drive the car
Stranger: u just stear it
You: no i have a 5 speed too
You: and its 4wd
You: so its kinda like a 10 speed
Stranger: gas guzzler
Stranger: i save more
You: not really
You: like 20 mpg
Stranger: i get 32
You: but its a car
You: and your a guy
You: they just dont mix
Stranger: v4 engine
You: u mean I4?
Stranger: 4 cylenders
You: but is is a I or V motor?
Stranger: i never checked
You: o
Stranger: i just drive it
You: so u dont know that much about your car?
Stranger: i got it for free
You: i got mine as a grad present
Stranger: i want a van
Stranger: so i can paint free candy on the side of it
You: hahaha
You: pedaphile
Stranger: 12 year olds... nice
Stranger: lol
Stranger: jk bout that
You: the younger they are the tighter they are
You: haha
You: jk
Stranger: nasty but true
You: thats nasty
You: mmmmmmmmm 1yos
You: the best
You: jk
Stranger: pedobear even says thats too young
Stranger: his limit is 3
You: what???? you havent done it untill youve done it with a 2 y/o
Stranger: i prefer fucking cats
You: you too?
You: jk

 

subscribed... Ill get one...

 

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sex

Stranger: your sex?

You: asl?

You: do you want it?

Stranger: yes

You: im a lonely 19 year old girl

Stranger: which country are you from?

You: country of sex..

Stranger: I am male with muscle arm

You: how old

Stranger: 23

Stranger: from China

You: I bet you have a BIG one thennnn :O

Stranger: any good topic ?

Stranger: which country are you in ?

You: Germany.. looking for a good time....

You: .... You sound like you would be good in bed

Stranger: have you ever been to china?

You: i might have to cause your there

Stranger: do you have sex before?

You: Oh yes... once

You: I LOVED it

Stranger: do you use condemn?

Stranger: condom

You: I can put one on for you.

You: I dont mindddd.

Stranger: oh,you make my cock straight

Stranger: are you pretty?

You: not only in the face..

You:

Stranger: but also your pussymha

You: you got it right

Stranger: Can you send your photo without clothing to me

You: how do i do that?

Stranger: mainangel@126.com is my box

You: ok hold on. i have to get extra pretty for you.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hia
Stranger: im a m from usa
Stranger: u?
You: im a t from usa
Stranger: ahh nice wat state?
You: colorado
Stranger: (Omegle must legally inform you are chatting with a registered sex offender)
Stranger: thats nice
You have disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I WISH MY NAME WAS MISTY.

You: George!

Stranger: NO?

Stranger: MISTY.

Stranger: WITH AN M.

You: I havent talked to you in forever

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

You: Hey baby!

Stranger: hello

You: how are you doing?

Stranger: fine, im bored tho

Stranger: you?

You: trying to fiond love

Stranger: oh

Stranger: where are you from

You: Germany

Stranger: cool

Stranger: what are you doing?

You: talking to my husband

Stranger: ?

Stranger: wtf you have a husband and ur looking for love?

You: yeah guy love.

Stranger: lol ur gay?

You: yep. oh sorry I got to go me and my hubby are going into the hot tub

Stranger: eww, disgusting

 

Who ever came up with this is a fucktard

 

THis is like the creepiest thing ever!

 

why i think its fun

 

Its so funny though

 

But some of them are hilarious.
My fav is the one when the guy says hes a 12 year old girl with skype then says hes has his IP Adress and what not hahahahah

 

I decided I don't want dateline at my house so I quit!