AZ BS Thread 2.0

I like bacon, but not in my ice cream

 

What is the best way to catch stray cats? Cat traps? Or what is the best way to get them to fuck off? There are 3 or 4 that keep spraying my wife's Dag-Wagon with piss, we keep finding cat shit all over the place. I see them walking in my front yard on my security camera's all the time between 12am-4am. Nobody in our neighborhood has cats so they are just strays but they'be been around for over a year now.

 

Best thing for stray cats is a dog, had the same issue with the nieghborhood strays turning my back yard into their own personal resort. Got a dog and all the silliness stopped, plus the dog was extremely happy for a few weeks, it was quite entertaining . . .

 

Yep Aaron and I will be bleeding them Sunday. Along with new spark plugs and cleaning my maf sensor. Probably attempt to rotate my tires too. We have alot to get done before our next camping trip. Oh yeah add my broken ass rear hatch to the list too. Meh.

 

I have 6 dogs.... So going with no that doesn't work haha. Granted the cats don't walk into my backyard ever. But they just piss and shit all over the front of the house where the dogs can't get to them.

 

Well then, time to invest in an airball gat and get all "Christmas Story' on them, haha ! !

Prolly not a good idea to post up one of your dogs on front yard duty as it will seem too 'Lil Mexico' all up in your front yard . . .

 

Lava moat FTW

Seems the most practical

 

BB gun. Or turn your sprinklers on in the morning. Call animal control. They usually have free traps they will set out aswell

 

After watching your security camera do the cats seem to stick to one area? Maybe you could use something like this?
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Havahart...ted-Sprinkler-Animal-Repellent-5266/203281169

 

I'm not going to hurt them. I know 2 cats that are really fucking chill and they've gave me more respect for the breed. So I want to catch them. The Lava mote idea I'm really diggin'.

No sprinklers in the front. Don't need to water rocks very often.
I'll call animal control and see if I can borrow a trap.

 

Oooooh! Good find! They pass the truck and piss all over it. We've seen piss on the hood, tires, windshield, etc. And they always walk a specific path every night. I may have to try this. Might keep those damn Mormon's at bay as well.

 

I found that answering the door In a confederate flag cut off shirt and no pants while drinking a beer doesnt great against the mormons

 

I just got a set of speed bleeders w the bag and hose for $30. Others have said good things about them. Its on my list for the brake line swap.

 

Done. I'm really happy I don't have to go to school at all anymore.

 

That's similar to how I got my parents to stop doing bible study for the church at our house when I was a rebellious teenager

 

Jahova witnesses aren't fans of nudity either. I would suggest answering the door balls deep in a inflatable sheep to ensure no one ever knocks again.

Disabling the door bell is also nice in Gilbert ive learned.

 

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