Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Lol I had to read it twice

 

Not even working this week and woke up at 5 ... :

 

If Stalker did do this, it might not ever get fixed. That hole is a perfect place for the selfie stick.

 

What!

It's alright. I do that on the weekend a lot. Unless I'm up until 2am drinking. Then that 8am wake up is looking very tempting.

 

Fucking jeep people. That whole windshield can be folded down. So that means it can be replaced

 

The bio-clock is a real bitch. It's an even bigger bitch for all that do rotating shift work. I did my time on that, used to hate changing shifts. Dealing with 6-12 hours of jet lag is a close second.

 

She's smart enough to just flip the windshield down, full wind hair effects

 

I can picture that, with the doge in the passenger seat, both getting the wind effects. Doge, ears and tongue flapping in the wind, Stalker, leaving a trail of glitter.

 

Lol drive with the windshield down on the freeway. Get pelted by rocks flying at 70 mph

 

Jeep can go 70??

 

No, but the rocks flying towards them can

 

The rocks are flying 70 she is doing the best she can

 

I haven't traveled in so long. The last time jet lag got me was from Ireland to the US. But I'm not sure if it was the jet lag, or my indulgence of whiskey right beforehand.

 

The jeep is going a max speed of 40mph. And the rock is already traveling at 30mph. Total speed of it hitting her face: 70mph.

 

Having guys wondering why the hell there is glitter in there air filters when they're doing there routine maintenance

 

fify

 

If your wife/girlfriend is doing filter maintenance for you, it's time for a Prius.

 

If my significant other wants to do my maintenance, more power to her. Just gives me more time to drink beer

 

How are you going to fit your truck into the kitchen?

 

Park it next to the kitchen window!