I haz cool performance mod,

Damn she must be a freak. Think of what she would do for $5.

 

Liking

 

I would go around and collect money from coworkers to buy the guy a gift.

Then use it to treat yourself to an Indian food buffet. Have curry again for breakfast.

Then he will really hate life.

 

Or buy him a big ole black dildo. We took a buddies credit card one day and ordered him one and had it shipped to him with a note on the receipt that said "for those lonely nights -love, you.

 

I've gotta get out of this thread before it gets too much worse.

 

Do both, but try and find a toy called The Sheikh.

 

Make it go twice as far with a magnetic fuel saver!

 

My day is getting better

 

How is life these days anyway?

 

Indian food is just asking for sever rectal burning. So depending on your actions your day might go up in smoke.

 

Just eat a bunch of butter afterwards

 

Dafaq

Dat air flo

Shit in the sink. That's always a doozy.

Self importance is a hell of a motivator.

I laughed.

Use the shit to write the message. Might as well go all the way.

That's hysterical.

No.

 

was going great...... Working with developmentally disabled adults and love it. Such wonderful people....... It's just this one co worker who's making waves....... Even the clients hate him

 

Jalapeños for that extra lubricating kick.

 

Or this:

 

I wanna eat that.

 

Too bad. I have an acquaintance that says the same thing about working with at a special needs business in town. It definitely sounds like your fellow employee could use the aftermentioned shit sandwich. I hope things work out, shit sandwich or otherwise.

 

Its fucking good.

It's the beer that hits the spot though.

 

thanks.... He's been there 14yrs. Cries wolf all the time........ It's just too bad, because I love working with the clients and they are always happy to see me and even bring me gifts..... Seriously wonderful people.

 

Cleveland Steamer.