Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'll try almost anything and I think the older I get it starts to become more of quality over quantity

Crab Rangoon is like a fried wonton except it has cream cheese and artificial crab meat inside

 

What he said. They're pretty gnar.

 

Rum and Coke FTW.

Vodka and pineapple sounds interesting..

Me and a buddy were pre partying a NYE get together for our car club about 8 years ago. We figured a beer bong would be handy, so we got a bottle of Cuervo, some limes and a 12 or 18 pack of Coors Light.

Hour or hour and a half later and we'd bong'd all the silver and finished the bottle of Cuervo. Then it was time to get ready. I hopped in the shower..





At some point I woke up and was laying in the tub, drunk as fuck with the shower raining down on me. I tilted my head from one side of my shoulders to the other and puked all over myself. Then I passed out again.

Eventually I came out of it and got out of the shower and into my suit and downstairs into the bar and lobby but that fucking nasty tequila is all I could taste or smell. We ended up leaving early driving around for 30 minutes before we found ourselves a Taco Bell. It helped with the tequila vomit aftertaste.

Now I can't even smell tequila without feeing sick.

 

Those rolls sound good!

 

Lift is on and aligned. Drives great. Then went on a 3 hour road trip and got almost 21 mpg. I thought lifts were supposed to decrease mpg?

 

Gnarly.

Wonderful tailgating beverage: Mexican Apple Juice

• 2 parts apple juice
• 1 part tequila
• 1 part Curaçao

Mixed correctly and the taste of tequila will be absent.

 

I had a really bad experience with tequila about 15 years ago. I used to work at a shop and I went to pull a customer's truck but when I got in the driver seat I noticed a bottle of Cuervo on the passenger floor. FUCK THAT! Just the sight of the bottle alone was enough for me to get out of the truck, go in the back room and throw up!

I got the chills just reading this....

 

Water is my drink of choice.

 

good morning everyone

 

David created a monster!!!

 

Can we keep it two gif per page?!?!

 

I want donuts

 

None for you.

 

What state do you live in?

 

Lol how you like all that rain? And the expected 14 inches of rain coming?

 

They are actually pretty good!! I almost bought one of the stores here in Pearland. But the bitch had already sold it

 

Mud slide...... house slides.... lol

 

Good morning friends.