Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

umm... what?

 

Everyday is power lift day!! Don't be a pussy

 

morning Dennis

 

Morning puffy nipples!

 

I've lost respect for these people at motor trend...! To have fucking computer nerds drive 10 cars and give their review to make a list of great cars? Porches gt4 "clutch is to stiff for traffic" because race car bitch! Lexus re " suspension is to stiff" because race car! Bentley Continental " to heavy" luxury race car! Watch "Picking the 2015 Motor Trend Best Driver's Car!" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/0mZBouwiYGU

 

And out of all those cars..... The miata was picked for the top 3? Might as well buy a prius

 

Idk what you expect from motor trend, it's turning in to the new CNET but for cars.
Plus none of them probably know what the fck they are doing lol, or what they are even driving for that matter.

 

And that's the problem! You get these fuckers complaining about heavy clutch, stiff suspension, to much power, shot like that. That how we get trucks that drive like cars. Streetable race cars that end up handling like shit. All because people like them give it bad reviews

 

Out of everyone there. There was only one real race car driver that new how cars are suppose to drive and be driven. And he didn't complain as much as the other dicks there

 

Dick

 

Didn't even take a nap yesterday! Then when it was time for me to sleep. I couldn't !

 

I did find you this

http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/5266964651.html

 

I got a dinner table already but thanks for the thought!

 

Dinner table? That's a table for the bed room !

 

Dafuq are you drunk already?

 

Have you ever wanted to have sex on a table? Well..... This way you don't have to walk from the bed room to the kitchen! It's right there