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Guts or Balls?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Agent475, Nov 6, 2009.

  1. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:09 AM
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    Agent475

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    We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?

    In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

    BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

    I hope this clears up any confusion.
     
    Agent475, Nov 6, 2009
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  2. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:10 AM
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    LOL Dude that shit is hilarious! Thanks for clearing that up!!
     
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  3. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:10 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  4. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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    Awesome. Although, I guess I don't have guts or balls.:D
     
    NAAC3TACO, Nov 6, 2009
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  5. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    i got balls
    but they would be so far up in my stomach id have a vag
     
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  6. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:31 AM
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    :laugh:
     
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  7. Nov 6, 2009 at 9:38 AM
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