"Hush, Little Baby"

Does this belong anywhere in here?

 

I just have one question ... Where is Poolio? Surely he's in a 3rd Gen ... I'd like to read his review.

 

GRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Ha. Thirsty?

 

Shut your fucking poutine hole.

Jason, BTW, meant to tell you the annual inspection on your Citation jet is complete, and it is fully stocked with Grey Poupon you fucking corporate whore

 

steak.

 

credit? what's that?

 

Ribs.

 

3rd Generation Tacoma Owner Hurt Feelings Report
Date of Hurtfulness:________
Time Your Feelings About Your Truck Were Hurt ___________
Did The Incident Happen At The Mall OR On A Website ?________________________
If Incident Happened On A Website Did You Inform MOD of Hurt Feelings ? ________
Name of 1st Or 2nd Gen Owner Who Hurt Your Feelings_________________________
How Long Have You Whined About Incident ?______________
Did any 3rd Gen Sympathizers Witness Incident Y N
If You Answered Yes Please List 3rd Gen Names So We Can Help Them As Well ________________________________________________________________
Which Ear Were The Hurtful Words Spoken Into? L R
If Comments Were Read, Did You Require A Tissue For Your Tears? Y N
If Comments Were Made At Garage Owned By A Real Man, Was A Shop Towel Offered For Tears? Y N ( If you answered Yes please fill out additional form, as a shop towel is not an acceptable form of tissues for those with hypersensitivity)
What Part Of Your Truck Do You Feel Most Hurt About? Please Check At Least One.
Front Grill __ Drum Brakes__ Lack Of Power Seats__ Price __ Its NOT a 1st Gen__
---------------------------------------------OFFICE USE ONLY--------------------------------------------------
Root Cause Of Incident:
Hormonal Imbalance___- Needs Mommy’s Attention____ 1st Gen Envy___ Small Penis____
Treatment:
Sell 3rd Gen & Purchase 1St Gen____ Box Of Tissues____ Mommy & Blankie____
Ignore 1st Gen Owners____ Sell 3rd Gen & Purchase a 2nd Gen (Temporary Solution)____ Hang Out At Mall______ Avoid Dirt Roads______

 

ftfy.

Poor people don't even have credit...

 

Only vintage gen owners build their own sawhorses. I'm buying some titanium and diamond-studded sawhorses in Dubai next weekend. Well, technically, just the titanium part, because the diamonds are in J-burg.

Plan: fly to Dubai on private jet with suitcase full of cash. Purchase sawhorses. Fly back. Next, charter Evergreen Air Freight 747 for exclusive service, no other shipments allowed on deck, to pick up the sawhorses in Dubai with express nonstop in-flight refueling service paid for in cash. Route the 747 to South Africa to have the diamonds installed by impoverished child laborers to save a few dollars (they need to learn to make money the old fashioned way: earn it). Route 747 through Bangkok to pick up some green curry and pad-see-ew. Love that shit. Next, route the 747 to close proximity to an undisclosed location. Charter Sikorsky Sky Crane to deliver sawhorses from 747 to my house, Saturday service. Paid in cash.

Because Mall Control.

 

Free shipping is for Canadian skinflints. They're worse that the Scots.

 

Blouw me

 

Stop by the house...I'll give it to you.

 

actually...it does. I like maple on my bacon too...

Nah, just keep it.

 

http://www.finemapleproducts.com/en/recipe/291/maple-steak-grilling-marinade