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gbannister06 · Oct 29, 2015

Top 10 reasons to give my husband a bumper:

1. He is cooler than a pig in shit and needs a bumper to make his truck equally cool.
2. He has a wife that's hotter than a witch's titty and needs a bumper to make his truck equally hot.
3. He drives a Toyota.
4. His wife drives a Toyota.
5. His son drives several Toyotas (around the living room floor and off cliffs also known as kitchen tables).
6. He has a wife who believes you should buy what you want the first time instead of settling for something so that you can spend more money later on what you really wanted in the first place, thus spending two or three times the money.
7. He thinks he can build his own. We all know that homemade car parts look homemade and should never be allowed on the road.
8. Rainbows and butterflies are what floats through little girls' heads as they dream of unicorns because their parents neglect to tell them the truth about such fantastical ideas.
9. A bumper will satisfy all his truck requirements...ok that's a lie, but a girl can hope.
10. There is no bumper in the world that will do for his truck except yours and his wife won't let him buy it, so his poor truck is forced to look basic in its factory accoutrements and various aftermarket improvements.

Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

gbannister06 said: ↑

Top 10 reasons to give my husband a bumper:

1. He is cooler than a pig in shit and needs a bumper to make his truck equally cool.
2. He has a wife that's hotter than a witch's titty and needs a bumper to make his truck equally hot.
3. He drives a Toyota.
4. His wife drives a Toyota.
5. His son drives several Toyotas (around the living room floor and off cliffs also known as kitchen tables).
6. He has a wife who believes you should buy what you want the first time instead of settling for something so that you can spend more money later on what you really wanted in the first place, thus spending two or three times the money.
7. He thinks he can build his own. We all know that homemade car parts look homemade and should never be allowed on the road.
8. Rainbows and butterflies are what floats through little girls' heads as they dream of unicorns because their parents neglect to tell them the truth about such fantastical ideas.
9. A bumper will satisfy all his truck requirements...ok that's a lie, but a girl can hope.
10. There is no bumper in the world that will do for his truck except yours and his wife won't let him buy it, so his poor truck is forced to look basic in its factory accoutrements and various aftermarket improvements.
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Nothing for you

beertimecontinuum · Oct 29, 2015

gbannister06 said: ↑

Top 10 reasons to give my husband a bumper:

1. He is cooler than a pig in shit and needs a bumper to make his truck equally cool.
2. He has a wife that's hotter than a witch's titty and needs a bumper to make his truck equally hot.
3. He drives a Toyota.
4. His wife drives a Toyota.
5. His son drives several Toyotas (around the living room floor and off cliffs also known as kitchen tables).
6. He has a wife who believes you should buy what you want the first time instead of settling for something so that you can spend more money later on what you really wanted in the first place, thus spending two or three times the money.
7. He thinks he can build his own. We all know that homemade car parts look homemade and should never be allowed on the road.
8. Rainbows and butterflies are what floats through little girls' heads as they dream of unicorns because their parents neglect to tell them the truth about such fantastical ideas.
9. A bumper will satisfy all his truck requirements...ok that's a lie, but a girl can hope.
10. There is no bumper in the world that will do for his truck except yours and his wife won't let him buy it, so his poor truck is forced to look basic in its factory accoutrements and various aftermarket improvements.
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Unchained 5150 said: ↑

Nothing for you
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Yeah, #6 and #10 contradict. I think most of us are only here because our wives are getting tired of the money we spend on "unnecessary", to quote my love, truck parts lol.

Old School · Oct 29, 2015

gbannister06 said: ↑

Top 10 reasons to give my husband a bumper:

1. He is cooler than a pig in shit and needs a bumper to make his truck equally cool.
2. He has a wife that's hotter than a witch's titty and needs a bumper to make his truck equally hot.
3. He drives a Toyota.
4. His wife drives a Toyota.
5. His son drives several Toyotas (around the living room floor and off cliffs also known as kitchen tables).
6. He has a wife who believes you should buy what you want the first time instead of settling for something so that you can spend more money later on what you really wanted in the first place, thus spending two or three times the money.
7. He thinks he can build his own. We all know that homemade car parts look homemade and should never be allowed on the road.
8. Rainbows and butterflies are what floats through little girls' heads as they dream of unicorns because their parents neglect to tell them the truth about such fantastical ideas.
9. A bumper will satisfy all his truck requirements...ok that's a lie, but a girl can hope.
10. There is no bumper in the world that will do for his truck except yours and his wife won't let him buy it, so his poor truck is forced to look basic in its factory accoutrements and various aftermarket improvements.
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1st post!
You join TW to enter this?

Welcome to TW!

Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

Old School said: ↑

1st post!
You join TW to enter this?

Welcome to TW!
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Right they get nothing, this bumper is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jeffvt0508 · Oct 29, 2015

Lol you guys crack me up..

Old School · Oct 29, 2015

ryanjboutin said: ↑

Not to mention the first post says to put your story on their Facebook page.
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Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

ryanjboutin said: ↑

Not to mention the first post says to put your story on their Facebook page.
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Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

ryanjboutin said: ↑

Did I read it incorrectly?
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Nope you are correct

Old School · Oct 29, 2015

ryanjboutin said: ↑

Did I read it incorrectly?
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No, I didn't!

Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

ryanjboutin said: ↑

Contrary to popular belief, I am capable of reading. lol
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Old School · Oct 29, 2015

Been out longer than I can believe!
Don't ask!

Old School · Oct 29, 2015

Didn't say I wasn't!
I'll pass on the sardine can!

Unchained 5150 · Oct 29, 2015

Old School said: ↑

Didn't say I wasn't!
I'll pass on the sardine can!
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vrod671 · Oct 29, 2015

gbannister06 said: ↑

Top 10 reasons to give my husband a bumper:

1. He is cooler than a pig in shit and needs a bumper to make his truck equally cool.
2. He has a wife that's hotter than a witch's titty and needs a bumper to make his truck equally hot.
3. He drives a Toyota.
4. His wife drives a Toyota.
5. His son drives several Toyotas (around the living room floor and off cliffs also known as kitchen tables).
6. He has a wife who believes you should buy what you want the first time instead of settling for something so that you can spend more money later on what you really wanted in the first place, thus spending two or three times the money.
7. He thinks he can build his own. We all know that homemade car parts look homemade and should never be allowed on the road.
8. Rainbows and butterflies are what floats through little girls' heads as they dream of unicorns because their parents neglect to tell them the truth about such fantastical ideas.
9. A bumper will satisfy all his truck requirements...ok that's a lie, but a girl can hope.
10. There is no bumper in the world that will do for his truck except yours and his wife won't let him buy it, so his poor truck is forced to look basic in its factory accoutrements and various aftermarket improvements.
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Wtf

Rusty15Tacoma · Oct 29, 2015

beertimecontinuum said: ↑

Yeah, #6 and #10 contradict. I think most of us are only here because our wives are getting tired of the money we spend on "unnecessary", to quote my love, truck parts lol.
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There is a Jeep saying that I know, because I own a CJ5 " My biggest fear is that one day when I die, my wife will sell my Jeep and parts for what I told her I paid for them." This is starting to be applicable to my Tacoma.

Crom · Oct 30, 2015

tyfoon11 said: ↑

I second the vote for Crom
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Thanks Jay!!!

SKULLY · Oct 30, 2015

The DO bumper is pretty much the holly grail of bumpers.....someone is going to be so stoked on this set up!! Awesome of Jason and Baja Designs to throw this out there! @JDEMELLO thanks!

https://www.facebook.com/1818979094...otal_comments=80&comment_tracking={"tn":"R9"}

Jeffvt0508 · Oct 31, 2015

Can I add to my story of bad luck.. Just the other day I was pet sitting for a cat and ran under my feet and I fell and broke my tooth.. :/ wish I could make this stuff up

Unchained 5150 · Oct 31, 2015

I'm winning a bumper today.

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