Gruesome STORY & Photo Thread - NSFW GORE (IGNORE THE KITTY THUMBNAIL)

Touche.

 

nothing

 

Lol amazing.

This isn't a great story but I was at work one day and there were men unloading food into a shopping cart for an Arab deli. They filled an entire cart with these little dudes.



This one is good though. My dad is a New York City firefighter, promoted to lieutenant in 2013. This past April he was at work about to go to a run and putting on his gear. His gear happens to be next to the garage door where the supervisor gear rack is and if he loses balance getting dressed quickly he puts his hand on the outside of the garage door track. This time, he put his hand inside the door track as someone pushed the button opening the door. Keep in mind, heavy duty old firehouse garage door, sort of looks like a steel roller gate in a way. So his hand goes in, and off with 3/4" of his right ring finger!


That string is a tendon! He's all healed and better now missing his fingertip, but it's in the freezer just in case.

About a month later, we're doing some yard work. There's a tree stump that is in the way of one of the in ground sprinkler heads. So we decide to cut most of said stump, only about 6" in diameter about 4 feet high. We get the chainsaw, I start it, he asks "have you ever used a chainsaw?" I replied nah but I think I got it, I've watched you a million times and I know enough about how they work that I need to get the blade up to speed first. "Okay okay let me do it because I've operated chainsaws for hundreds of hours when I was in construction" (meanwhile he's missing a fingertip) so I was like I don't think that's a very good idea. So mister stubborn thick head, takes the chainsaw, holds the support handle behind the blade with his left hand, throttle with his right index and thumb. Cuts through the stump, let's go of the throttle and grip with his right hand. While still having a good grip on the support handle, THE STUMP FALLS TOWARD THE SAW HITS THE HANDLE AND THE STILL SPINNING BLADE HITS HIM IN THE KNEE! (No chain brake. It's an 80's chainsaw)

Then I had to bring him to the hospital with vagi-knee

Good times. He's fully recovered and didn't do any major damage to his knee. It was stitched up real nice until the day he got the stitches out and he took a knee. No more nice thin scar for him.

 

Slipped on some ice last yr. Landed right on my ass with hand underneath it. Had truck keys in said hand. Key dug into pinkie..

 

Damn!

 

nice selfie

 

Ouch, with how dull keys are that must of hurt like a bitch!

 

NOT ME.. my older brother.. while surfing in El Segundo, he just rode in on a wave, and after getting off his board he got hit by some random white wash i think, and then he started walking ashore, not knowing his hand was cut, he waved at his buddy who was surfing with him, when he noticed his hand, his friend then rushed him back to his car (2000 Subaru WRX, manual), realizing it was manual, his friend tried his hardest to get up a steep hill where they were parked on, not being able to do so he left the car in some random driveway and called an ambulance... my brother took a video of the nurse stitching up his hand, i wish i had that instead of pics...

 

Damn dude that's brutal!

 

Does he know what he cut his hand on?

 

hes also sliced the bottom of his foot with his fins another time, and came home instead of the emergency room

 

fins on the bottom of his surf board

 

Haha a true guy!

 

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Where's all the blood and guts?

 

This thread is

 

Someone had to of lost a finger slicing up the turkey this year, right?

 

damn it people!! post some good stuff! lol

 

I wish I had a photo of this one.... So we were out riding a buddies dirt bike on some trails, and one of our friends who had never ridden before, wants to give it a go. Sure I mean what happens he stalls and falls off? Hmm well sorta, except while he is falling off, the foot peg digs straight into his scrotum and ripes a 3inch chunk of flesh off his nuts. Pulls his pants down to check, and there hangs one of his boys... I have never driven so damn well and fast as I did getting him to the hospital to save a nut! Yes he kept both nuts, now we just call him hamburg sack.

 

at least he saved his nut