2015 TWSS Wishlist

They'd be Toecoma...

 

Long as it comes from. TW I will cherish it
. except poo.. No thanks

 

Damn just emptied the cat box.

 

I'm a licensed vet tech.. I deal with poo daily

 

Okay then no need for poo. Got it.

 

So you're saying that Human poo would be a change of pace...

 

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaa missed that.

 

No cause we get sent that too for intestinal parasites when people go camping and come home with stomach cramps

 

"This is my...uhh...mastiffs poop"

 

"I think he got a parasite...he's had diarrhea, and his stomach hurts. And uh...getting cramps when he's sitting down, like if he's...uh...driving"

Always amazing to me how many people think they can just drink stream water. Yeah, it's clear, but how many animals took a crap (or died) while they were drinking out of it further upstream?

 

Id love some cheap flush led pods. Snatch strap would be cool. Cards against humanity expansion packs 4,5,6 would be nice. Shirt size L. I'd like a new black Toyota baseball cap. Honestly, I'm good with anything.

 

I haven't had my Tacoma long or posted much yet . I like neat new camping gear, hiking and gardening. Knifes and flashlights realtree camo. Rotopax water can,

 

Man I don't even know what I want. I guess there's always things I need. I have yet to buy a tire deflator, always could use a led flushmount pod or two, recovery gear, i don't know. I like all sorts of tools, truck stuff, camping gear, computer stuff. I'm happy with whatever.


I'm a size L for shirts and XL for jackets and hoodies.

UPDATE:
Wouldn't mind a Trasheroo or if my SS is feeling über generous a set of these 5x7 light replacements: https://www.marlincrawler.com/air-electronics/lighting/high-performance-replacement-headlights

 

I just think its gonna be fun and id be happy with anything.

 

going through some old posts I realize there is nothing useful for a stalker. So maybe a brief about me post.

update 10/19/2016
I have 3 beautiful daughters (5, 3, 3 months). Favorite color is orange, interested getting into camping with the girls, love anything about the State of Virginia. . Happy with anything kind of guy….
Really excited about participating again this year

 

well, my first time with this SS thing as well so I'm pretty excited. I've had tons of fun reading through the wish lists and using others to inspire my own , as well as come up with some fun stuff to box out and ship off to my victi.. I mean recipient

so that being said here is the short list (in case anyone is unclear.... some (ok most) are somewhat tongue-in-cheek and some are there in case Elon Musk is lurking in TW somewhere...

please feel free to sing the list using the 12 Days of Christmas tune, but I went ahead and listed 31 items because, well that's how many days there are in December... (silly song anyways)

1 255/85R16's (x5)
2 550 Trident by Outer Reef
3 AllPro rear dual swingout bumper with hidden hitch
4 bazooka, guns, ammo and WMD's (note: not not licensed to carry in US, so pls remove all serial numbers b4 shipping)
5 bed led lighting strip kit thingy
6 biltong
7 BruteForce front plate bumper
8 Bushwhacker fender flares
9 camping gear
10 cool Steelers gear
11 Crossbow, compound bow, ballista or trebuchet (see item #4 above)
12 good rum
13 GoPro
14 hookerz n blow (see item #4 above)
15 Husky floormats
16 knives
17 Lasik
18 maxxtraxx (red or blk)
19 P51 Mustang (see item #4 above)
20 recovery gear
21 Rhinoplasty
22 Safari snorkel
23 skids / belly armor
24 some badass LCA's
25 Tepui XL ruggedized
26 TRD supercharger
27 truck stuff
28 US Offroad winch mount bumper
29 Wet Okoles
30 winch (xeon10s!!!)
31 XL to XXL in clothes (depending on my menstrual cycle) and 13 in shoes

many thanks in advance, okbye

 

All I want for Christmas is a big booty hoe.

 

I'm thinking this would make great reading material.

 

I didn't know you gardened?