Truck painted with bed liner.

Cough it up @kuffer14 ...

You've quite the audience awaiting our entertainment...

 

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I'll just put a hit out on you to keep my hands clean

Oh and @kuffer14

 

We can always just make up our own story and force him to come correct the record. Such as, @kuffer14 slept with the stripper at his bachelor party, wife found out after 2 months of marriage when one of the groomsmen spilled the beans to his wife who then told Kuffners wife. She keyed his truck, emptied the bank accounts, got him fired, and he went to Dr. and got some pills to feel better. In a drunk/happy pill rage, he bedlined his whole truck and is now scared to come back to the thread and realize his mistake.

 

Sounds pretty legit to me

 

@CAHAWKR

 

You forgot about his sex change!

 

Oh man, it's going to start to get all fan-fiction in here pretty soon.

@DCSBFTMFW I look forward to your tale in particular...

 

My official guess is that he is still in ms crazy and that she is keeping her hawk eyes on him to make sure he doesn't tell anyone. Oops too late.

 

Those are both good twists. Definitely 1 of 2 options. After essentially derping his truck, he awoke from his drunken stupor, took more happy pills, saw a special on Caitlin Jenner while drinking more due to his failed life and the rest is history. Alternatively, his wife has his balls in a vise after his affair with the midget stripper and he's no longer allowed on the interwebs for fear he might feed his midget porn addiction.

 

OP & @kuffer14

 

You know just like everyone else that you like having me around...

 

Now that I waded through all this sh-t. I will give everyone something to laugh about. I'm 60 + by the way and this transpired in my mid twenties.
One morning I woke up early and as countless days before the alarm goes off and missus heads straight to the shower. As I'm having my morning coffee I'm counting one one thousand so on, about the count of three I hear a scream. My cue to make EXTREME haste out the door with the now ex on my heels without a stitch off clothes on. About sixty to seventy five feet out the door she realizes she is naked with 2-3 neighbors looking at her.
Mid back length hair along with "other body " hair GONE. She needed a "short" PIXIE doo after.

Remember the commercial who wears short shorts for Nair HEH HEH HEH

My OR DCLB 4x4 Auto Prem/Tech and Tow in Quicksand on rail, picked up 12/2 cannot wait.

 

Kind of lost on this. Why would she scream and chase you out the door? Did you flush a toilet while she was showering?

 

I think he put nair in her shampoo. I was a little lost too and had to read it a few times.

 

ya i still dont get it..but that would suck...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQaqZQK24_4

 

Actually I LIGHTLY added it to her hair, above and below while asleep. It helped that there where a "few" drinks before retiring for the night. Sorry for the confusion. And yes payback is a BIT_H. AH metrick no she sucked but that is a whole different story

 

This thread continues to get more and more interesting / confusing.

@kuffer14 I think you'd really like it here.

 

I'm in about 10 of those threads right now. It's entertaining to say the least. He really is missing out