Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Thanks a fuckin lot for this. I open my email this morning and BAMM!!!! IN MY FACE!!!!! The pocket pussy fleshlight of nightmares!!!!!

 

Jenny Jizz, we'd like to thank you for your cervix

 

WTF? This world scares the fuck out of me. I told my 11 year old..."when daddy gets old and can't wipe his ass anymore, I want you to take me out back of grampas barn and shoot me". I don't want any of these holier than thou , award for participation, self entitled little fuckers taking care of me!!!!!!!!

 

With an invite card!

 

So, um, what happens if you lose flexibility next year in your shoulders? I mean, you cant wipe your ass anymore...lol....

 

choot em choot em.....hahahahaha

 

My daughter is on the tail end (no pun) of potty training, and I have told her every time I've wiped her, to remember this. One day you'll have to do this for daddy. Yes, it backfired, as she tried recently to "help".

 

My 3 year old always wanted to see me pee. She says "how come your standing daddy, front end potty doesnt do that"...I said GET OUT KID!!!!! I started locking the damn door.

Then she kind of understood when she saw a diaper change of the baby boy at daycare. She came home and told me about the "winky"

 

HAHAHAHAHA SPIGOT! YES!

 

Imagine giving your father an enema, trust me it is no fun and a definite wtf.

 

die, mofo!

 

Haha! I'm sure of he knows what's going on he's saying the same thing, lesson I learned from this, off yourself when you still have the ability!

 

It sounds like you're insecure about something. Wanna tacobout it?

I would tell the school to f off and deal with it.

 

Yea I think the little girls mom missed a good opportunity to explain to her how life isn't always fair. Poor little entitled fucking brat.

 

some people these days..... i look at some kids and cry a little inside, knowing what our future might hold....

must..... prepare..... hahaha!

 

It's what happens when:
-parents allow the schools to raise the kids
-kids are graded "on a curve"
-every kid gets a trophy
-kids are told from day one through HS that they are special
-once in university, they are told, if you see or hear something offensive to you...contact the university police. And, if the administrators don't "do something about it"...you protest and demand someone in authority has their head on a platter. And...a hunger strike also works well, especially if your father makes millions per year, you are in your 7th year at university, and you lost your health ins under daddy's plan...and don't qualify for Obamacare.