AZ BS Thread 2.0

Ugh. Im hesitant. The wifes is pushing for it. I just dont like anything sharp down there.

 

Ah just do It. Its a excuse to sit your ass on the couch all weekend and not do shit.


On another note. Whit claimed the grill dude. Sorry

 

We've had this discussion. Quite a few of us have shut down the fuck trophy factory. I can spread my seed anywhere with no worries.

Get 2 bags of peas in the freezer and some compression shorts to keep your nuts from moving around too much.

 

The pain, well I'll leave that one as a surprise for you.

But yea, take it really easy. Make sure to take the Valium before hand

 

Exactly so we better be very active on tw bs this weekend for you?

 

Exactly so we better be very active on tw bs this weekend for you?

 

Nope, not doing it! Wife said it was ok, I don't have to. She did some 10 years "no kids" thing. So we can still party.

No knives or needles down there!
#I'lldiefrom that

 

It's not bad. And you can have all the fun and not worry about the poopy diapers.

 

Nope! I said I would do it if she really wanted me to. I know the things they do aren't pleasant. My wife loves me and said, it was ok.

 

37 in two weeks, my kids are 8, 4, and 2! Having them late isn't that bad.

 

I am 31 with 3 kids and love all the worry free play time.

 

My wife tried taking birth control and it made her fucking crazy i told her to get off that shit

 

Not baiting me with any "man up" shit. My wife and I talked about it, I said I didn't really want to, but was willing. She said nope, she would take care of it. So, we are good.

Me too! Wife got something that is good for 10 years, no daily pills to forget.

 

31 and no kids

 

Then we have grandpa luis who can barely pullout of his own driveway. Has 40 kids and those kids are having kids

 

I think under a certain IQ should be mandatory snipping but seriously, nobody is ever cutting my balls, ever

 

My wife is a roller coaster on her IUD thing. One day sweetest nicest woman, next day a raging she-devil. She's also up and down if she wants more kids or not. I really dont wanna be raising kids after I'm 40 and federally retired. Anytime I mention getting snipped, she loses her shit. I cant win.

 

Agreed about the IQ thing. Well and should have a minimum Income aswell. But I want to get snipped and let this baby ship sail for good. Let tgat damn boat leave the port forever.

 

No worries!

I agree, they go through some crazy shit, their bodies hate them. Every month.... child birth.... 50+..... Nope screw that, I could not be a women! I think that's why my wife said not to worry about it, she would take care of things. No big deal to her.

Some days I am like...

https://youtu.be/-FucbvoFFy0

Then other days, when my kids do something super cute, I am like

 

I think the worst part of the whole deal is going to Sonora Labs and having to donate to the cup for testing. There isn't a pile of porn mags or a hot nurse offering to assist. It's a white room where they draw blood and there is no cell phone reception or WiFi.

You can draw from the spank bank or bring the wife but shes gonna have to give you a dry handy cause saliva or lubes can mess up the sample.

The other part is the random dull pains for the next few weeks. You can just be standing and all of a sudden you get a quick dull pain in a nut.